Queen

🖤

[evilspice]

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

[thebellwitchblog]

The day is 01 Tumblr A.P. (After Purge)

[horrifying]

Heathers (1988)

[ultra-despair-deactivated202106]

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

[beynotce]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[thunder]

via weheartit

[artwoonz]

By: Vincent Bal Instagram: @artwoonz

[gettingfitwithcrossfit-deactiva]

I love different.

This is different, and simple, and for some reason it just made my day.

[imjacksfilmclub]

Closer (2004)

dir. Mike Nichols

- What does your cunt taste like?

- Heaven.

[donnycopacabana]

[weaks]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

THE BABIES

[blonde-ivy-mp3-deactivated20170]

my heart !!!!

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Cuties

[supersonicart]

[sook-hee]

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now:

[block]

I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back

Paulo Coelho (via itcuddles)

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[studthismuffin]

BEES DON’T EVEN HAVE DICKS THAT’S A STINGER!!!

[pre-party]

[sunraychel-blog1]

Hi there, I’m Rachel! Everyone keeps messaging me and asking me “what was your secret to losing weight?” so I decided to make this post. This is how I was able to lose 40 pounds in 2 months with almost no exercise or change in diet.

A few months ago, my friend who’s studying to becoming a dietician told me about a fruit from Southeast Asia called Garcinia Cambogia. The fruit increases your metabolism & helps slightly suppress your appetite so you don’t overeat. Despite feeling skeptical I decided to try it. I ordered a pure extract of the fruit online. Now I’m able to eat the same food, and burn more fat at the same time. This is what I do every morning: mix the supplement with lemon water + honey to jumpstart my metabolism for the day, then drink it once more before dinner. That’s it. I ate the same way as before, worked out once a week & my fat melted away like butter. The way I see it, if it worked for me.. it can work for anybody.

EDIT: people keep asking me where you can get the supplement. I got mine here, because you can get a free month supply for only $5 shipping with the coupon at the bottom!! I’ve spent more than that on a salad before 🤦🤦

[cozeywarm]

Can someone from the science side of tumblr explain how this works

[education]

Garcinia cambogia is a small, tropical tree fruit shaped like a pumpkin. In the late 1960s, scientists discovered an acid in the fruit similar to citric acid in fruits like oranges and lemons. That acid, called hydroxycitric acid, or HCA, blocks the enzyme that converts sugars and starches into fat for long term storage. With this fruit you can literally eat more pasta and bread, and gain less weight.

[anneonomus]

Why does this sound like those bars from mean girls

[trick0rtreaat]

[sly-lover-deactivated20180419]

I love how this post went from motivational to scientific and then to Mean Girls.

[streetlightsandbullshit]

GIMME THIS I NEED IT OMG

[g0ldenruless]

send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

[666gold]

🌚

[rough-passion]

Do it I dare you.

[nanaparte-blog]