graycrowmask

the name’s Z, as in the letter. pronoun indifferent. follow me on instagram (all art, no bullshit): @graycrowmask

[terezis]

guys. guys have you listened to this week’s mbmbam. specifically the part of the episode where justin talks about domino’s very bad business decision to let you download their app and then take a picture of any pizza from any store to get points and then redeem for a free pizza.

i paused the episode and i thought to myself “i bet this pizza-identifying ai isn’t very good” and then i thought to myself “i bet this pizza-identifying ai isn’t very good” so i downloaded the app and took a picture of a picture of a pizza that i pulled up on my computer and guess what

+10 points for free pizza pending

twenty-nineteen: become the (pizza grifting) monster

[terezis]

[freyholland]

i bought a used copy of Pokemon Moon off Ebay and the lady’s son left his save on it and he has some of the best Pokemon nicknames…

[hotvampireadjacent]

BONZI BUDDY???

[graycrowmask-blog]

FOXY GRANDPA

[dailyfrogs]

hey drop a beat

i am a frog

i sit on a log

in the middle of a bog

with this very nice hog

[turnipfritters]

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

[everydaylouie]

kitty talk (mbmbam animation!)

[graycrowmask-blog]

hey bird side of tumblr?

my partner used to bring home baby birds who fell out of their nests to take care of and they’re wondering about Stevie the Grackle?? HOW LONG DO GRACKLES LIVE? WHAT IS STEVIE UP TO? IS SHE STILL CHILLIN OUT THERE IN TEXAS?

[graycrowmask-blog]

follow-up: my partner just told me, as I pressed ‘Post’, “OH FUCK, STEVIE DIED”

[graycrowmask-blog]

hey bird side of tumblr?

my partner used to bring home baby birds who fell out of their nests to take care of and they’re wondering about Stevie the Grackle?? HOW LONG DO GRACKLES LIVE? WHAT IS STEVIE UP TO? IS SHE STILL CHILLIN OUT THERE IN TEXAS?

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

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in a shoe

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or in a boot

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there’s nothing neater

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than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[cosed]

This Blog Is NSFFH

not safe for frog haters

[truereset-deactivated20190602]

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

[queenoftheantz]

‪Podvember 20! Movie night with billy!

[ommanyte]

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

[graycrowmask-blog]

sometimes I think I should drop everything and work at a taco bell in colorado just for the thrill. there is not a soul in the world who has better stories than a taco bell employee in weedville USA

[munchsquads]

mcelroy dialect ive picked up

“buckwild” “they horny for this one” “got it in one” “shits popping off” “robust” “discrete” “good good/sweet sweet” “yyeeUP” “gashapon” “in a major way” “am i good?” “its very sick” “UH OH, OH NO, WHOOPS, OH NO” “banger” “whip” “straight ____, dog” “aw beans” “just that random irreverant south park humor” “zag on em” “hachi machi” “vis-a-vis” “its real ____, innit?” “boy” and also griffins musical way of speaking and putting random emphasis on things

[uselesstwinkharker]

inspired by a dream i had 

[dailyfrogs]

[graycrowmask-blog]

I still do art I just forget about this hellsite sometimes, so please follow me on instagram, big love <3