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26 | they/them | pretty gay all the time | howdy! this blog is all of my interests collected and stuck in a blender.

[chiliqilin]

Spidey doesn’t really look himself…

Had this idea since may…worked on this in small increments since the beginning of the month and now its done yayyy

Im excited for bnd, im pretty sure i booked myself in a seat so that im third wheeling the couple next to me 🤪

Also thanks everyone for the support ❤️ glad spideypool is still going strong

[smoky-moka]

Weapon X in your au? like Wade’s history with it^_^? if that’s included

"...you'll make one bang-up super hero."

-Deadpool/Death annual 1998

[outerspace-castaway]

It Happened One Night (1934)

[firawren]

This is 100% true. It is a perfect grumpy/sunshine enemies to lovers romcom and it has everything you want in a fanfic:

Sexual tension, including an almost kiss

Only one motel room (ok there is more than one bed but the sexual tension radiating through the blanket barrier is scalding and he teases her so good and they share pajamas y'all I repeat she wears his pajamaaaaas!)

Mutual pining

Hurt/comfort

Banter (they're arguing about proper piggy back riding form in this scene)

Road trip

Hair touch (also please note how much taller he is than her ugh size difference!)

Hand touch

Falling asleep on his shoulder

[anik]

i love this guy

[jeza-red]

And it all could have been solved if he picked up a book on product design;)

[calm-before-the]

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[cabinette]

this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional

[parawyrm]

More from that one post

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[parawyrm]

@madnessbrainworms pointing at you

[sailermoon]

[sailermoon]

saw these tags days ago and I’m literally always thinking of it now. they have all the pollen and such on them

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[horsefigureoftheday]

OP turned off reblogs but I need this on my blog. Sorry you had to learn about bean removal like this.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

[useful-boy]

Been sick for over a week and these tags sent me into several coughing fits from laughing. I love it here I could never truly leave

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now