you know, i'm really sad we never went public with our crash and burn marriage. not because of anything to do with the media or money or anything of that sort, but because i really wanted to make it on the watchmojo list of 'top 10 shortest marriages in hollywood'. it'd be my claim to fame so we really missed out there. anyway, crushed youtube dreams aside, how have you been? excited for a week in paradise? @grealishofinfamy
Hollywood? that's a bit ambitious innit, love? reckon no one on the other side of the pond knows who either one of us are and i'm bloody grateful for that. at best, our sham of a marriage might end up on WhatMojoUK and no one watches that. been alright, thanks. life's busy but it keeps me from getting into trouble, which is never a bad thing. how're you? i haven't seen you since we signed the papers, so it's been a minute.
















