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you know, i'm really sad we never went public with our crash and burn marriage. not because of anything to do with the media or money or anything of that sort, but because i really wanted to make it on the watchmojo list of 'top 10 shortest marriages in hollywood'. it'd be my claim to fame so we really missed out there. anyway, crushed youtube dreams aside, how have you been? excited for a week in paradise? @grealishofinfamy

[grealishofinfamy]

Hollywood? that's a bit ambitious innit, love? reckon no one on the other side of the pond knows who either one of us are and i'm bloody grateful for that. at best, our sham of a marriage might end up on WhatMojoUK and no one watches that. been alright, thanks. life's busy but it keeps me from getting into trouble, which is never a bad thing. how're you? i haven't seen you since we signed the papers, so it's been a minute.

[grealishofinfamy]

how many people have been making White Lotus jokes at you ever since we arrived at the resort? the views might be as far away from Sicily as you can get and here's hoping there won't be any of that drama either. how're you liking your room and roomie? having a good time so far? / @infamyleo

[grealishofinfamy]

i haven't watched too much american football in my time, but i am wildly impressed at how far you lot throw that football of yours. think you could show me the technique while we're here? my throwing arm won't be anything like yours but that sounds like a good laugh for an afternoon. what do you think? / @justinofinfamy

[grealishofinfamy]

can i just say that i won the roommate lottery this time. easily have the most beautiful roommate and i'll do me best to be worthy of this honor. i don't snore and i'm pretty neat too, so you don't gotta be worrying about me making a right mess. we were chatting about meeting up in a football match, but this is actually much better. anything you'd really like to do while you're here? / @infamouscin

[emmmackey]

you're going to have to send me a video when she's learnt how to pronounce my name -- but also, if my name is one of her first words, it i'm not only your favourite, but hers too. and i love that. we've got our very own nick knowles in you, and we didn't even know it. i'm not ready to locate up there just yet, but that's the desire. i'm quite happy with staying between france and london when i'm in the country -- it's quite central to any interviews i do take. but you have my word, the plans are to locate somewhere nice, quiet, and with a lot of land. i can't be getting ahead of myself just yet when i'm all over for different filming roles. renting is a good idea however, so you will be the first person i'm calling when i need all the paperwork and questions covered. thank you for offering your services -- you should start charging me for all the times you've saved my life. i love the fact you're thriving again in your football and although i'm still learning the football terminology, i loved hearing you so passionate again. i will certainly see you in bora bora, chère. i believe i owe you some drinks.

[grealishofinfamy]

i've basically taken video of her entire life at this point, so i gotchu. you'll get all the video evidence you ever need. what can i say, you've got the entire Grealish family in the palm of your hand and there's no denying it. i see they've also got a vacancy to host Strictly Come Dancing and i wouldn't mind having that job. you don't gotta live there yet but it's the buyers market and wouldn't hurt taking advantage of that. if you find the right renters, it'll pay itself back too. while France and London are certainly more posh but i reckon you should also be spending more time in Merseyside. i'm gonna start charging you for sure - you gotta come see me play for every time i save your butt. think that's a rather fair proposition. drinks in Bora Bora and i'll teach you all the lingo you need to know. when are you flying in?

[infamouscin]

I'm mad we've never crossed paths either, because you're a player that I enjoy watching. Even though I've not been to a Man City game yet, and I believe I need to change that, I like watching your matches on TV at least. I do still go watch football, when Dele and I were still together, I supported Everton. But now that we're broken up, I just watch all the teams. I'm just going to pick a random team and start supporting them for fun, like Sunderland.

[grealishofinfamy]

in that case, we need to absolutely fix it. i don't play for Man City anymore but you can catch me in a blue Everton jersey this season. Liverpool is a hell of a city and it's got an even better nightlife than Manchester, so i think you should keep supporting us and rep the blues in the Liverpool darby. ;)

[nataliadd]

enjoy! that's so funny to me. maybe the show does play a hand in it. guess we'll have to see if the mullet trend stays once december hits and we come to a close. i'm kind of hoping it stays around for good. unfortunately, i didn't get the keep the cripsy wig but that's okay because i've taken a couple other things. little knick knacks that nobody will miss, you know? that's really good to hear. it's nice when you've got a team of people you can get along with. makes going to work so much easier. i was about twenty or twenty-one when the show first came out, i think. basically dedicated my entire 20s to working on the show. forever thankful for it, of course.

[grealishofinfamy]

everything 80s is back in style and you lot are definitely a big reason for it. you gotta accept a little credit for it now. boo at not getting the wig but what did you get to take? inquiring minds want to know. i always thought the best thing would be on a team that wins but when everything feels like shit and walking to work is demoralizing, winning ain't that important in the long run. you're entire twenties, that's actual madness but in a really wicked way. you think you'll miss it when it's all said and done? looks like you landed me as a roomie. do i need to apologize or congratulate you about this charming coincidence?

[kimsjisoox]

thank you! you've been lovely to chat to as well. i'm having a great time. the novelty of childhood heros never really does get old, does it? i'm not surprised. although, i've met david beckham before and he's a really nice person. i bet for you it was a huge deal. see, you have all this planned. okay, so all we really need to do is work on a time machine and then we can make this a reality for you. should be easy. see, i think i'm too boring to be a spice girl. i'm not exciting enough. i'd probably be boring spice on account of me never really doing anything.

[grealishofinfamy]

childhood heroes are scary though. if you end up having a bad experience with someone you've idolized as a kid, it sucks so bad. i've had a couple of bad meetings with people like that and it really does hurt a little. David though, he's such a class act and a solid bloke. not pretentious at all and so easy to talk to. where did you meet him? blimey, that would be epic, so i really do hope some folks are working on that time machine. technology keeps moving forward, so i'm choosing to be optimistic here. hey now, that's not true at all. you're not boring, don't be putting yourself down like that. their spice nicknames were very on the nose for them, so let me just do a quick think and see what would fit you. cherry spice? vanilla spice? lotus spice? well, the last one is a little on the nose too but maybe we can let that slide for now.

[nataliadd]

did you see they also released a list of shows that started and ended during the time since season one of our show dropped? crazy and hilarious. do you? i love that. it's such an underappreciated haircut. mine is indeed a wig. they just perm the wig and burn the hell out of it but it works with giving nancy her volume. that's good to hear. fingers crossed it continues to go as smoothly as possible for you lot. thank you. i'm feeling pretty good about it all. honestly just can't wait for it to get here and for everyone to see the final result. ah yeah, the charm and thighs. the best selling points.

[grealishofinfamy]

i did not see that one, but i'm hopping onto Google as we speak to search it up. when i go out in Liverpool after matches, you see at least a few blokes rocking the 80s mullet with some sort of denim and i'd like to think that's partly the show's doing. oh good, i'd imagine having to keep that haircut up would be annoying as all hell. did you get to keep it as a souvenir when you wrapped? or did you take something else from the set? it's a real young team and we're pushing each other every day to do better, so i'm real pleased with the lads. there's a nice camaraderie in the locker room and that makes such a huge difference. how old were you when the show started? it's sort of been your life's work so far, so i'm hoping it all ends with a bang for you. exactly, what more could you ever ask for?

[stephcnjames]

I want to say that I'm at, like, 88% of my body inked right now, maybe a little bit more than that? I think a lot of people think I'm crazy for some of them, but yeah, I have a very high tolerance for pain, thankfully. I've still got some space left on me and some designs in mind that I've yet to get done and will get done soon. But for the most part, I'm happy with how I look now. I didn't realize you had a couple of tattoos, I love it! The longest session I've had so far was a 10-hour session, which was crazy, and that was my back piece. And we didn't finish in those 10 hours and had to come back the next day for 6 more hours. It was crazy work, mate.

[grealishofinfamy]

88% that's insane, but in like a really good way. you're proper dedicated then, because you can't be spending all that time getting inked if that's not your real passion. have you ever regretted one? did you have a grand vision of how you wanted everything to look or have you added pieces on a whim? i've got a little tattoo to celebrate winning the treble and then i've got a few small pieces dedicated to my daughter and me sister. very small, meaningful ones for me. also things that didn't take very long to make because i'm not as good with pain as you are. ten hours straight? bloody hell, that's actually insane.

[grealishofinfamy]

i know you went to some matches in the past, especially since those photos always end up in the tabloids, but it's a shame we never ended up crossing paths. do you still go watch football or nah? do you have a team you support or do you generally just like the sport? / @infamouscin

[cstkes]

3 times? seriously? i shocked about even one but giving you full permission to play along with it if happens next time. give insane obx spoilers and the whole works. might as well have fun with it, right? i've gotten debby ryan before. never mistaken for her in public or anything obviously but a lot of people thought we were siblings for awhile. besides that, i've gotten joe keery but i think it's more hair related than face.

[grealishofinfamy]

i've got no idea what prompted them, especially since i was dressed up in footie gear, which doesn't seem to be your thing. your street style is a lot fancier than mine. luckily me signature is almost illegible, so i could maybe get away to scribbling something and passing it off as yours. debby ryan? is she one of them Disney girls? i'm honestly horrible when it comes to american celebrities, i'm so not cultured. joe keery i could actually see. you two have similar facial harmony so it's not that huge of a reach.

[emmmackey]

i like to tease you sometimes, but would i ever really prank you like this? i need some normality, and you're just that. i'm between working, hard, but also taking the time to enjoy all of the experiences in life. i'm a little tired now, i will be real. you always have an eye for renovating a space -- if all fails after football, we'll need to put your good eye to good use. you had me at aquarium. i need to some spend time with you both, and nothing better than seeing her little face when she see's the jellyfishes. they were always my favourite. mostly i've been here and there for work purposes, my favourite location so far, scotland. there's field for days, and being out there only reminded me i want to retire in a place like that. so much peace. how's everything been with you though, how's the football at your new team been?

[grealishofinfamy]

thank christ it wasn't a prank, because i would've been proper sad if you hadn't come over. it had been so long and Mila loved it too. she's talking more and more every day and reckon Emma will be one of her first words. we loved having you here with us, and you must come back soon, yeah? i know i don't look it, but i think i got a good eye on what looks good in a space and whatnot. maybe once i retire, i can start presenting those home makeover shows or something. how come you haven't gotten a place in Scotland yet? you could get yourself a cozy cottage now and just rent it out before you end up needing it. if you need someone to come ask all the tough questions before you buy, i might know a bloke that's very willing. i love playing for Everton, you know how miserable i was in Manchester for the last two seasons but this team has reignited my love of football. when we're all heading to Bora Bora, you have to come spend time with me. i won't be accepting anything otherwise.

[valezenere]

You've not done anything really adventurous in your private life? Really? I'm not saying that makes you boring, but it makes me wonder what you've been doing that you've not taken at least one risk. I get that you're a football player and they probably want you to play it safe, but it could be a safe risk, like, say, joining the mile high club. You know? But yeah, I'm an adventurous person, I like taking risks because there's always such a rush of adrenaline from it. What's the fun of playing it safe when you're young? You're supposed to be out here having the best time.

[grealishofinfamy]

i met me daughter's mum while we were in school and we were together for almost thirteen years, so not a lot of adventurous times there. i've got no regrets though, she's so lovely and a great mum to our girl. however, i'm only thirty so plenty of time to be adventurous now, innit? being a footballer in the UK means every little thing you do gets blasted to the tabloids. the time i parked me car wrong, i was in the headlines for three days, so to be fair, i wanna do everything i can do avoid that. since you're such an adventurous spirit, what's been some of your biggest risks you've taken? anything you regret doing?

[kimsjisoox]

thanks. more people should chat to me. i'm full of great questions. without thinking too hard, you came up with a pretty solid answer, i'm impressed. have you met those legends? don't you all run in similar circles. not saying i'm an expert on football or anything, but i'm lead to believe that even when you're not playing the game professionally anymore, you're still very much in that world. prime beckham lives in infamy! that's a solid choice. okay, which member from the '98 are you kicking out so you can join? that's so difficult! there are so many girl groups that influenced us. t.l.c, the spice girls and a k-pop group called s.e.s would be my top three picks. maybe the spice girls? i would love a spice name.

[grealishofinfamy]

i'm in full agreement with that. you've been lovely to chat to so far and i don't see that changing. when i think of who i most wanted to be when was a little lad, it was a pretty easy choice. i've met most of them yes and it was so hard not to fanboy when i met Beckham for the first time. having to kick off one of them legends is tough but i suppose it would have to be Paul Scholes. we play in similar places and there's no way i'm getting rid of Beckham or Rio Ferdinand. i could see you fitting with the Spice Girls brilliant - what would be your Spice name if you could choose one?

[grealishofinfamy]

jgrealish: the way i would enter witness protection if someone wrote an album like West End Girl about me. not a good day to be Lily Allen's ex-husband. them songs are bangers though.

[nataliadd]

considering how long it has taken to get the last season out, i can understand that. aren't they? the mullets make me scream with laughter. how are the games going? no injuries to report, right? people have been shameless with the asking. like i'm not locked down under a million NDAs. sure, that's what i look for in a man -- they don't ask me about the show. that's it. the bar is pretty low.

[grealishofinfamy]

i saw somewhere that the length of time between the fourth season and the fifth was something like three years and yeah, i don't think i would remember a bloody thing if i had watched in real time. you guys have brought back the mullets and that's amazing. i swear i see folks rocking that haircut more now and that's definitely your doing. is yours a wig or nah? they're going good, we could always play better but the whole squad is putting so much effort in and that's all you can really ask for. i'm sure Netflix ain't playing around with them spoilers, they seem to take that stuff seriously. especially since i hear the series finale is getting a cinema release, which is fab. congratulations. how're you feeling about it? don't forget my cheeky charm and thick thighs, it's the holy trinity really.