ladies & gentlemen, dingleberries on parade!

M!A STATUS: N/A Your name is CRONUS AMPORA. You've been DEAD for a while. You've spent the time trying to be more INTROSPECTIVE about yourself, playing it COOL, working on your MUSIC, greasing your hair... You consider yourself to be MISUNDERSTOOD and a BROKEN SOUL. But, you don't wish to bother your friends with your burdens, lest your relationship with any of them changes. After studying the humans, you have come to the awakening that you are actually a HUMANKIN 1950S GREASER IN THE WRONG BODY. But the others don't get it. It's hard and no one understands. To everyone else, you come off as an ATTENTION SEEKER, a JERKASS, a TOOL, an ASSHOLE, and sometimes just plain CREEPY. ((Independent/slightly-NSFW RP blog for Cronus Ampora from Homestuck. Will RP with anyone! Tracked tags are "greaser-coolscar" and "greasercoolscar". No images are mine unless otherwise stated.))

[kisbe]

hey come on chief givwe a guy a chance wvill ya?

(Kankri, Cronus, Photog)

[zamiiz]

No glasses~

[vesperkore]

[holdmyhat]

Ohmigosh yes.

[mcdammit-deactivated20140424]

[amaltheas]

i was so proud of those nails and you can’t see them in like 80% of the photos ugh

alternate title: meenah being hardshore as fuq \m/

[applecherry108]

this took forever. not sure if it counts as sadstuck. fuck i love these two.

[falklandfox-deactivated20140513]

nOOO

[8bitflowers-archive]

There are literal tears in my eyes.

[binart]

EB: i missed you too buddy!

[ahmerst]

cosplay

[monkeywiki]

sweatertownkankri.png

[officialnancydrew-blog]

The most important thing I’ve learned in physics

[iforgotmyshirtatthewatersedge-d]

i love you ok

[janestrider]

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[greaser-coolscar]

rainbowcustodians started following you

> Eyes widen. Well, this was a bit new.

[rainbowcustodians-blog]

wwell sea wwho is here

[greaser-coolscar]

> He's back. Seahorsedad. And you're standing there, looking a bit dumbstruck.

i... honestly? i didnt think id really evwer see you again. vwhat took you so long?

[rocknrollercoaster]

to tha window

[whiterainbows]

[owls-love-tea]

A white rainbow (also known as a lunar rainbow, lunar bow or moonbow) is a rainbow produced by light reflected off the surface of the moon rather than from direct sunlight. Moonbows are relatively faint, due to the smaller amount of light reflected from the surface of the moon.

[greaser-coolscar]

rainbowcustodians started following you

> Eyes widen. Well, this was a bit new.

[saltscreamcalibrat]

[jabonion-deactivated20240130]

Take a drink every time a non-homestuck reblogs this

[toni-hiatus]

Do you want someone to pass out

[rocknrollercoaster]

to tha wall