it's my dirk in a box

what up im chelsea. im a piece of shit weeb if u couldnt already tell,, also i draw things

[this-is-me-irl]

[ruinedchildhood]

[shiftythrifting]

A sexy gumball machine with questionably aged gumballs found at an antique store.

[writing-prompt-s]

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

[luxtenebre]

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

[maneljavier]

Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp (x)

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[shellcollector]

I have an ongoing fascination with Amazon Dash buttons. They are little Internet Of Shit items you can stick to a wall or any other surface and push to order One Specific Product. For example, pressing this button:

will immediately order six tubs of Hasbro™ Confetti sprinkles multi-coloured Play-Dough™ to be delivered to your house at the next post.

They’re simultaneously

Deeply dystopian/absurdist, in that ‘Straight out of a satirical near-future scifi novel’ way we all love so much

I’m not going to lie here, really oddly or maybe not-so-oddly alluring to someone who is very disorganised and struggles to keep on top of daily life skills

Somehow still weirdly broken, even for that - eg the one for toilet paper can’t be used to order a normal amount of toilet paper; you have to order 48 rolls at a time. And I have never, ever been able to form a model in my head of a person who runs out of Hasbro™ Confetti sprinkles multi-coloured Play-Dough™ so often and so urgently that they need a button to push as soon as it’s getting low. I want to be clear here that you can’t order regular Play-Dough™ with the button; it is only the confetti sprinkles variety. Yet presumably someone must have bought one of these at one point. I want to find that person and ask them a lot of questions.

Other things you can order with an Amazon Dash button:

Mentos

Organic Raw Virgin Coconut Oil

“Eyebrow cleanser”, which I didn’t know was a thing until just now

Black shoe polish

Nerf darts

Tins of 36 Derwent watercolour pencils

[did-you-know]

Body ‘detox’ or 'cleanse’ products don’t work; it’s just a marketing tactic. There is no scientific or medical evidence to support any of the claims made by juices, teas, shakes, ionic foot pads, or other products that promise to remove toxins from the body. Aside from that, your body already has a built-in detox system, where your liver, kidneys, skin, and other natural defenses do the job on their own. Source Source 2

[just-shower-thoughts]

Does Goku’s pubic hair chsnge color and shape when he goes super saiyan?

[biomic]

[pietriarchy]

i’ve got so many questions

[bejamin-deactivated20180508]

[staysocky]

a sorta redraw of an old print…🎶💕

[a-farmers-guide]

[meladoodle]

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

[shadesofmidnights-deactivated20]

Christina Ricci, who as a child famously portrayed Wednesday Addams, dressed up as Morticia Addams…

[megan15]

YOOOOOO

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Or is she Wednesday Addams who grew up and started dressing like her mom?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]

[station-deactivated20200712]

It’s so weird thinking back to when you first met someone and that moment you had no idea they would have such a big impact on you