Hold my hat, I am just about to be BRILLIANT!

A sort-of college drop out and I'm okay with that. I don't wanna fight you, I just want to watch cartoons and eat WAAAAY more pasta than I probably should.This blog is a disaster but my two main fandoms are One Piece and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (quite proud to be a brony, thank you). Links to assorted stuff can be found up at the top of my blog, and please let me know if there is something that I don't tag which you would like me to (I tag bucking everything, can't have any holes).I do not follow back, please do not ask or follow expecting me to do so.I love getting messages, please don't be scared of me, I am not nearly as frightening and cool as I think I am.  Or at all, actually.I go by Squeaks, and any nice variants thereof. Nice to meet you!

[rinmemesuoka]

Raise ur hand if u ever feel like your trauma wasn’t “serious” enough to justify your reaction to it and u feel like a fake victim every day of your life!!!!!

[holdmyhat]

@batponybrucemane replied to your post: @batponybrucemane replied to...

I really do hope things turn out better for you

Thank you, me, too.

[holdmyhat]

@batponybrucemane replied to your post: @batponybrucemane replied to your post “I feel...

Oh sorry to hear about these unfortunate events happening to you

Thanks

[holdmyhat]

@batponybrucemane replied to your post “I feel terrible.”

What's wrong?

My friendships dissolved.  My family manipulated and mocked me.  The one I trusted lied to and humiliated me.  I had my last rattie put to sleep.  Post election I’m scared to go outside.  It really looked like things were turning around for a little bit, then it all collapsed.  I feel dirty and empty and alone.  I’m plugging along but it's hard and it doesn't stop.

[holdmyhat]

I feel terrible.

[holdmyhat]

I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

There’s obviously something.

But I don’t know what it is.

No one will tell me.

No one’s left.

[conceptualsolitude]

concept: every day, every hour, and every minute i am growing and moving towards a future i know i can have

[holdmyhat]

Me: ... What if I check that one thing I usually check on every day.

Also Me: It'll make me feel worse, like it always does, which is why I decided that I won't do it anymore. Literally less than 18 hours ago I decided this.

Me: Ah, yes.

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: *looks*

Me: I feel worse now.

Also Me: Yeah.

[carpetislava]

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE ACCESS TO SO MANY GOATS FOR PROM PROPOSALS I CAN’T EVEN GET ONE TO HANG OUT WITH

[auraient]

@babygoatsandfriends

[holdmyhat]

I finally bought a walking foot so I can work with stretchy fabrics without wanting to rip my hair out today. Not like I've been needing one for years and putting it off because they're way too unnecessarily expensive or anything like that.

[fisherpon]

https://derpibooru.org/1133578

[holdmyhat]

In case people think I’m joking about what an awkward turtle I am.

At work this morning, as every morning, I made myself a cup of tea and set it on my desk to steep.  When I sat down to start working I was suddenly fed up with the placement of the things on my desk (computer, files, etc.) because it’s been causing me back pain.  I decided to do some rearranging, and in doing so, managed to bump the hot tea, spilling it all over myself and my desk.  Since I got a bit on the front of my sweater I, in my infinite wisdom, pulled my sweater off and used it to mop the desk dry.  It wasn’t until it was thoroughly soaked with ginger tea that I realized that I was now stuck wearing only a pink MLP tee, because all my work clothes are dirty and I wasn’t doing laundry until the weekend.  I went into the bathroom and sort of blotted at the sweater hopelessly with paper towels for a while.  Eventually I gave up and had to decide between soggy ginger-tea-smelling sweater and pink pony tee (my workplace is pretty casual but I want to get a few more months under my belt before I stop needing people to take me seriously.  They already know my nickname and I still would like a raise in a month or two, you know?).  I took a minute to breathe because I was pretty frustrated, and went ahead and put the sweater back on because I would rather reiterate that I’m a klutz rather than explain exactly how big a nerd I am.  Then I went around to a few people because I didn’t want people asking me what was on my clothes and told them my dumb story about my wasted hot tea (I made another cup.  With two teabags and no sugar.  I was really feeling the bitter.) so they would know and not make me repeat myself. -.-

One of my coworkers took pity on me and lent me a sweater of hers she had on her, which was very nice, but it was open at the front so my pink pony shirt was still pretty much perfectly visible for everyone to see.  But I took it, hung my sweater up to dry on the back of my chair, and did my thing as normal. :/  Gave it back at lunch and put my sweater back on, I probably still smelly gingery.

[chrishoulihan]

Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

[aimmyarrowshigh]

#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and then shared it with others#sometimes it just hits me (via literallyfuckeveryone)

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

[cnoonr-deactivated20170211]

this is astounding. it’s the polar opposite of what rick roll is, and yet you still feel rick roll’d because you ended up with something that you didn’t expect and are slightly frustrated by. truly a great twist on a classic meme, we have reached full meta-meme with this.

[closet-sociopathh]

i am so angry

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

>:O

[sizvideos]

Huge Electromagnetic Dancing Balls

Video

[chazton]

what.

[protom-lad]

THE ORB MIND AWAKENS

[thefuzzhead]

ITS A BALL PIT ELEMENTAL!

[theme-guy]

Ą̫̻̞̠̰͖̽̍̀̌͛̀N͍̞̺ͧ̊̇̉̊̌̀ͅ ̖̺̲̩͂E̶͇̟͊ͦͩ̉ͧͥ̎́X͚̟̝ͮ́ͩͥ͢͡͞Ţ̸͇͖̘̟̹̟̞ͭͯͩͤ̆͆͐́Ŕ̟̪̬̻ͪ͡A̵̠͍͎͔͓͓̠ͧ̎ͭ̀ ̖̬̹̪̜̼̣͑́̇̍͝Ĥ̹̬̥ͦ͗͋̓͝Oͩ̆ͬ̒҉̨̼̳̗͚̺̲̳́Ụ͙̭͙̺̲̇͆̂̒̑͆͑̉͟͠ͅR͖̘̦͚͎̾ͣ̆̚͡

[dashbeardconfessional]

R U N

[professorofeljay]

Magneto fucking with first-year engineering grad students

[trailcams]

[tindink-blog-deactivated2019091]

[clavid]

this looks like something out of a horror movie like imagine that thing tunring around and having a people face and walking on two feet

[floatingliights-blog]