[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[kushblazer666]

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

[sicknastie]

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[imverylucky]

playa one and playa two...what you gonna do

[supermariomamafucker]

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[ganymedeshouse]

Sharing this text from my mom bc i like it

[ruinedchildhood]

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

[bobbyboy11-deactivated20150207]

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

[dogpuppy]

[greasybeans]

what if I started posting my own stuff on here again

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank