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My name is Story and this is one of my many sideblogs created to escape the people I already know (/hj or not), specifically dedicated to overall Marvel-related fuckery.

As a disclaimer, I play with canon characters as if they are my Barbie dolls (not in the sense that i kill spiders with their dismembered legs). What I mean by that is that whatever you find here will most likely not align with canon in any sense and I am probably well aware of that. And yes this is a self-insert/self-ship/x reader friendly blog because I believe people should be allowed to have fun.

I don't fuck with proshippers (idk what an "anti" is, i just think you shouldn't want to fuck kids) or -phobes of any kind nor with people who don't properly tag their shit (very enticing i know). Other than that I like to imagine I'm a fairly okay person to be around and talk to so if you feel like there's something we may want to talk about, be my guest.

Background image by Luckius on opengameart.org

pvnish-her

𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #this was a pretty cute sideplot honestly #i dont like his nails here #i DO like the pants though they look nice on him!! my stupid idiot man

koumori-1999

i rewatched the punisher (2004) the other day.

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #tom jane will literally die if he doesnt show his nipples and toes for at least 20 seconds of a movie #iirc he even undressed in the mist which like doesnt seem like it needed any undressing #at least in the punisher its canon accurate

edited and repainted handsy to make it look nicer

#marvel #selfship #metafrank #frank castle #the punisher #sona: meta menardi #greasy dumb art tag #theres also a fic but i barely post those anymore </3 but its also in the works right now #her boob job is kind of crazy here /j the things a pushup bra can do i guess

thanosthedadtitan

Frank Castle letting it all hang out.

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #i wish they drew him in this again but franks not allowed to look like that anymore #well hes not allowed to wear that kind of stuff anymore #and if he is it cant be played as attractive in any way anyway #whatever hes so hot and its hot out and together thats both good and bad bc its fitting but also my brain melts a little

sexmachine616

I saw a comment on how there was ‘too much’ Punisher in the last issue. Idk for me I think there was a perfect amount of Frank Castle in this issue

ultimate impact: reborn #2

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #the inner monologue is so good hes so dramatic and edgy but also what he says isnt like. insane at all #like hes right he just says it with flare #and he does look so good..... in that panel where hes pulling back the curtain.... the hair strands falling over his forehead.....#hes so beautiful #his nose is beautiful and the skin on the sides of his face there. ohhh hes so pretty

sexmachine616

saw this tweet and got an idea to replace Reed with Frank. So this is my F4 au, without Reed, with Frank Castle. With absolutely no bias towards Frank at all.

I’m not exactly an artist at all so these are all just low effort edits with many differing designs for Frank. If Marvel can change their designs every volume, so can I.

Have to say that I’m quite curious how this au’s Spider-man & Punisher dynamic would be like. Since in this au Frank would debut with the F4 in Reed’s place, he wouldn’t originally be a Spider-Man antagonist.

I decided to keep him as more of an anti hero tho since changing that just feels incredibly wrong.

His power is being able to change the size and length. Which yes is a very unserious power and may or may not feel more like something an Ant Man Frank would be able to do. But I think it’s clear this is a very unserious alternative universe for starters. Maybe if I could actually draw I would take this seriously, as of now this is all I got:

Still, Frank takes his role both as the Punisher and as a member of the F4 incredible seriously. Who says you can’t multitask as a scientific space explorer superhero and a mass murdering vigilante. Frank did it as Cosmic Ghost Rider! So!

It’d picture that Frank actually took up the skull a couple years/months after the F4 got their powers tho (so ignore the second image ig), after the death of his wife & kids… But since this Frank is different and also had his ‘family’ with the F4 some parts of his old life remained even after Maria’s death — and that’s why he’s still part of the F4 despite being a mass murderer on the side.

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #fantastic four #im crying at that little drawing of frank changing the size of his gun #its beautiful i mean it. he looks so cute #the little face of mild displeasure followed by a smug grin yeah thats him #oh my lord #the glasses on that last one are killing me too #he would do that. he loves his branding

kuzunoha-xiv

:)

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #for my well being im ignoring the origin of that third image #hes so cute it makes me ill :(#all his smiles now are just the shithead smile which hey is nice but sometimes i wish we got to see his sweet smile #and i mean we do i guess hes good at pretending when he needs to be #but you know....... his 'old pictures with the family' smile.......

kuzunoha-xiv

this was funnier in my head

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #henry russo #jigsaw doesnt have a tag and hes not getting one bc fuck him in particular #anyway #refering to them as his two dads who fucking suck is very true #henry went to frank sort of with this expectation of replacing his dad with a better father figure #but unfortunately frank also sucks #and henry was out of that age where frank stops sucking to take care of him #the cut off has to be at like 12 or under. he does not gaf about teens #i mean hell let them live and hell care in other ways clearly yk but. you know. hes gonna be a shit dad still #i dont know. i dont like him. ignore everything else i say about him ever LMAO i dont like him Here i guess #anyway this is funny please make more in the blood jokes so it can stop making me physically sick to even think about?

koumori-1999

punpun expressions

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #hubsband.....#these cover almost his full range of emotions i think #only missing the sad 'i just ran over the dog' eyes #real cool lines on his outfit. avoids the issue of having to use a weird grey instead for the colors

estreetcastle

friendly kitty

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #awhhh thats such a cute little cat oh my godd #wish i could pet that cat #wish i could pet frank like hes petting that cat #wish he would pet ME like hes petting that cat #anyway. all the details on his belts and pouches is really cool!!#feels real though all clearly stylized

xxplastic-cubexx

lets see if i still know how i wanna draw him

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #ough hes so pretty ill be sick #that hair is lovely. want to cup his face and run my hands through his hair

salasart

Punfisher one last catch

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #or well #frank carple #the punfisher #now this is some REAL punisher art none of that human man shit

kuzunoha-xiv

i remember in the past i used to remake this stupid meme with whatever fictional guy i was obsessed with at the moment, and i thought itd be funny to do that again

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #hell yeah #me writing my thesis rn #gotta do it for him.#and yesss fuck not one jb frank image in sight. and even war zone is there. and an 80s frank. yeahhhh

like a lifetime ago now

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #maria castle #lisa castle #frank castle junior #greasy dumb art tag #im slowly forgetting your face #i did say im always late to every trend but i ran into technical difficulties along the way. okay?

sexmachine616

he’s so damn pretty it’s unreal

Punisher War Zone #23

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #he is so..... so...... oughhh #i need him bad

metafranks from a class doodle

#marvel #selfship #spidersona #metafrank #frank castle #the punisher #sona: meta menardi #greasy dumb art tag

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