something something

#goddammit #tumblr #the end of nsfw

Penis

#penis

Congratulations tumblr

YOU FUCKED IT FUCKING UP COMPLETELY!

So, here we have great problem-solving method from Tumblr guys and gals:

Step one: get known about the problem

Step two: do nothing

Step three: wait until others start crusade against your problem themselves

Step four: wait until problem gets even worse

Step five: FUCKING NUKE IT WITH THE POWER OF THOUSAND SUNS

So, apparently we got some new friends on our old relays

Also i’ve got lombo prime and i love him.

#warframe #limbo #ostrons #warframe limbo #warframe fortuna #warframe relay

What if a Tenno, like, volunteered themselves for synthesis? Y'all think Sim would go for it?

Tbh he’d probably be a bit surprised by the willingness but I doubt he’d say “no” in response to the offer.The real question is WHY would a Tenno offer themselves for synthesis other than probably wanting to die?

-Ceph

THAT ISN’T HOW SYNTHESIS WORKS

You cant tell them what to do they’re war hereos!

THEYRE CHILDREN, HAROLD

Children deserve sleep Kaitlyn!

BEING SYNTHESIZED ISNT SLEEP, ROBERT

Neither is being stuck in a semi-coma and being used as mystery stuffing for the moon CYNTHIA! What’s your point?

THESE KIDS NEED REAL NAPS, CHARLES

THATS THE POINT

If the kids GOT real naps the GLAXAY WOULD IMPLODE!

THAT’S the point

LET THE KIDS HAVE THEIR SYNTHESISE SLEEPS ARTHUR!

It builds character any way

SYNTHESIS IS CONFIRMED TO BE A FORM OF MURDER

THEY WOULD DIE, HELEN

Death is confirmed as being the long SLEEP

At least they’d get SOME sort of rest in MARRY-ANNE!

Look at these kids they’ve got insomnia!

THIS COMPLETELY GOES AGAINST WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE, REGANOLD

NO IT DOESN’T KIMBERLY! I SAID THAT BEING REFRIGERATED IN THE MOON DOESN’T COUNT AS SLEEP AND NEITHER CAN THE KIDS GET REAL SLEEP FOR FEAR OF GALACTIC IMPLOSION!

ERGO SINCE DEATH IS A FORM OF SLEEP THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE BEING USED AS WALL FILLER FOR THE MOON OR ACTUALLY SLEEPING AS THE MOST BASIC BIOLOGICAL DEFINITION DEFINITION OF THE WORD.

THE. KIDS. CAN. GET SYNTHESISED. AND SLEEP. FOREVER.

HAH! YOU CAN’T FAULT MY LOGIC!

BYE THE WAY NO ONE LIKES YOU JHAZZZYMMMMMYIYIINEEEEEE.

YOUR BROWNIES ARE ALWAYS SOGGY JAZZZZYMYYNE.

WE ALL HATE YOUR SOGGY BROWNIES JAZZZZYMYYNE.

WHY ARE THEY SO SOGGY JAAAAAAAZZZIMMMMMYYYINE?

Youre now on the Assassination list, Kelly

So... will he like... get an eternal sleep now, Arthur?

Y'all are so cool for wanting to replace a strong interesting female character with one-note unfunny computer murder man

You’re also funny for going on anon to hide as you tell us this : D

We don’t find the Lotus trustworthy to be our guide.

It’s been proven she’s been manipulative of the player character since the very beginning. And in the trailer for “The New War” is turning against us fully after almost letting us get killed by her Sentient entourage at the end of the Sacrifice

This has nothing to do with her being female. This has to do with all that mentioned above.

Which I will repeat.

She manipulated us in the Old War. She manipulated us after our awakening. And now she’s partaking in the leading of a whole NEW war against us and the rest of the inhabitants of the Origin system.

You really expect for it to make sense that her hologram we’ve been using up till this point to guide us would cut it to lead us through all that?

#warframe #warframe fortuna

Also it’s funny how this person is reducing role of the one of the most loyal and caring characters with dark past just to “one-note computer murder man”, while manipulative female is ok because it’s female

Cold, the air and water flowing,

Hard, the land we call our home.

Push to keep the dark from coming,

Feel the weight of what we owe...

Fortuna!

#warframe #fortuna #open world #space #HYPE #tennocon #new war #spoilers

*high-pitched excitement screaming*

SPACE BATTLES

CYBERPUNK~ISH FRONTIER WORLD

SPACEMOM NEW QUEST

I FUCKING CAME

Guess i've just reserved place in hell for myself

#warframe #warframe sacrifice #spoiler #probably not safe for work #warframe operator

BEHOLD! A TERRIBLE SACRIFICE SHITPOST!

also a picture of slightly disgusted Ballas as bonus

#warframe #sacrifice #warframe sacrifice #shitpost #warframe shitpost #ballas #excalibur umbra

BOI

#it's here #warframe #the sacrifice #WARFRAME SACRIFICE

THE SUMMONING OF RED TEXT

#warframe #sacrifice #warframe sacrifice #red #DE GIVE US THE SACRIFICE

Okay, that sacrifice trailer got me hyped so much, that i tried to draw something warframe-themed (my operator), and why can't I also show you my operator as bonus?

#warframe #operator #warframe operator #OH GOD SACRIFICE IS CLOOOOOSE #I'm actually sorry for everyone who have seen this shit...

orokin-state

I have the feeling that “The Sacrifice” will be available for download right after PC Gaming Show.

Get ready:)