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Here there will be nothing but utter nonsense and gibberish. From time to time I will scream into the void about Indian dramas. Don't worry though, I'm probably sane. Please feel free to message me if you want to talk. The icon of Jane Foster was commissioned via @suzukiblu please go and give their work a look! Friendly reminder: I am an adult in my 20s and as such will reblog adult content without warning or tags. Do what you need to do to stay safe.

[bladeangelx]

Friendly reminder that this blog is not a safe space for zionists, islamaphobes and genocide deniers. Fuck off

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[willgrahamscock]

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

[willgrahamscock]

and english is their 4th language

[stoptheantisemitism]

Not mincing worlds in the slightest, calling a Latin American country a nazi habitat as a yank with zero clue to where that propaganda originated from is incredibly racist. It's one thing to cheer for a sports team, it’s another deal completely to think you have the right to look down on an imperialized country for imaginary nazi connections that you swallowed wholesale from Operation Paperclip nazi haven itself

I'm sorry but are you okay? What are you talking about?

If this is about Argentina then you should probably know that it's not propaganda. Argentina was a refuge for Nazis. It's well documented. Please do yourself a favor and look it up

[milf-king]

Argentina shouldn't be a Nazi habitat if it doesn't like being called one. It's been their policy since basically the 40s.

Juan Peron was on his knees begging for Nazis to come to Argentina. He literally orchestrated ratlines lol. And today you guys are giving refuge to IDF war criminals on the run.

Also who is forcing a majority of Argentinians to vote for Javier Milei???

[captain-price-returns]

[babymorte]

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

People forget Simon can't shut up when he's stressed out. He was straight-up monologuing to a completely silent Eel just to self-soothe down there in the Lung.

Simon wouldn't get into the atrocities he did, but he'll mope about the state of things, about the bigger picture, and about other people. He'll talk about memories and do everything possible to lament on happy times.

But he won't admit he's just as bad of a man as everyone else.

He won't talk when he thinks the person asking will hold it over his head. That's only fair. Simon's ready for everyone around him to be a bully, because we all saw what the COI did to Simon when he believed in them enough to surrender.

Simon's a talker. Most of the lines in the entire movie are Simon just yapping to himself.

Just an observation I made from the movie while challenging some common fandom tropes!

[beloved13579]

As someone who has seen both movies, (iron lung three times) here's a few things i see ppl get wrong/ misunderstand:

Simon is missing his left arm, up to the shoulder. Like at the bicep.

Simon is not just a eel, he's fused with the seed and explodes into a tree.

The seed was on the left arm, fused, reversed Pinocchioed him, and got ripped off.

He kills Elli by exploding into a fucking tree.

He met God.

God gave him prophetic visions and fucked him up. Promised Simon would live, and like a Genie, didn't specify how.

Also some time manipulation bullshit was happening.

Homeboy is played by Mark(iplire), who is Korean. (Draw him Korean you cowards /j)

Simon would not necessarily be impressed/ emotinal from looking at stars. In a flashback he's seen stars before, but knows they're ghost light. He would be grateful being able to see them again though.

He WOULD be very emotinal about any plant life. He found a new will to live when he found the little seed. He had a breakdown when the little charm cracked.

His "job" on Eden was to nourish the last tree with the people he killed. Hence his nickname.

There's a lot symbolism regarding trees (the hull window crack)

Simon is resourceful and smart! Like smart smart! Let him be smart woth Rocky and Grace!

Yes, Simon can be aggressive, but is only in situation where his life is threatened. He's also remorseful. He's apologetic and does want to make up for his wrongs, even if it wasn't his fault.

His left eye glows :3

Grace is not a coward.

Like Simon, Grace did not go down without a fight. He ran, yes, but when he was being sedated he shouted how he would sabotage the mission. Do everything he can to make it fail, just so the wouldn't risk putting him on the exhibition.

He is incredibly brave. He did a space walk without training. He trusted rocky that he wouldn't explode in the space bridge. He CLIMBED ON THE BURNING EXTERIOR OF THE HAIL MARY TO RETRIEVE THE COLLECTION DEVICE.

Grace is not a crybaby. He crys for very real, reasonable reasons! When he was betrayed? When they found a solution to save their stars? When Rock gave him a way to return to Earth? It would be weird for him NOT to cry! (Edit: person in the tags you're so right)

He would be scared meeting Simon, but he would not be a coward.

They BOTH have a "This is bigger than me" mentality. They both risked everything to ensure the survival of humanity. They were willing to die.

It's not selfish just wanting to live.

I don't think either of them would have a problem doing anything to survive. (Eating the Taumoeba or Me-burgers)

How it works in my head

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Finally. Some good fucking food.

[water-activated-light]

Ahoy there! I'm wondering if you have any images/gifs of the moment during the 3rd act where the drop of blood slices Simons forehead and he hears the god growling? It's around 1:47:40

I have a thought forming about that moment but I don't have any reference images for it!

Love your work 🫡

ahoy there!! nice to see ya and thank you sm :D And absolutely I can get you those!

So for context for everyone, that scenes goes as such: Simon gets the SM-8 info and notices all the fucked up sores and boils on the sub. He gets on the console and drives to the meeting point. We see the mutations grow teeth and the blood invade more of the sub. The blood drips on his head, Simon flinches, and we hear the growl. He looks to his hand, glances at the pendant, and then back to the bandages. That's when he removes them and sees the mutations on himself. Then we get to the meeting with Ava.

here it is in gifs:

and for some raw stills:

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Oh-ho! More visual resources to add to the pile.

Also, I think it's interesting to note that the blood only starts dissolving Simon after the God "witnessed" him.

Simon's only alive after the anomaly vaporized him because of the God. There's some kind of debt thing happening, possibly. "You owe me". At this point, even if Simon were to magically blip out of the ocean in a fix-it scenario, the God saw him. Simon saw the Light. He will never be the same, fundamentally changed in his soul.

He's been marked for hell. I think the ocean was trying to claim him, or "return him to blood", here.

[emziess]

Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach as Simon 'The Convict' Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Look, tits aside, this man is DIRTY.

Like, black patches starting to build up on skin type dirty. Dude hasn't showered in several weeks.

I know Simon just got back from prison, but that aside, the standard level of grime on people must fucking suck. The COI folk were certainly cleaner than him. It must be pretty bad in a scarcity crisis like this.

But, aside from being freshly banged-up, I actually don't see any major scars (that line looks like an impact with the wall/hot pipe. We know the Iron Lung's walls were hot enough to boil condensation drops).

Since we know about how effective the Butcher was... yeah that checks out. I seriously doubt he's been overpowered often, considering literally everyone else is in some kind of calorie deficit (supposedly), and Simon is massive. Any time I try to explain that, it doesn't point to anything good:

Simon either stole enough food to stave off withering away in jail (which means he was playing dirty in there... I don't put that past him)

The COI was genuinely feeding him (I don't buy it)

He was eating good on Eden (equally as frightening to think about), and didn't spend much time in COI custody before getting put in the Iron Lung

Paraphrasing Markiplier, he wanted Simon to have a "rugged survivor build", hence getting into the best shape of his life for the role.

That also implies Simon was lowkey in the best shape of his life for this expedition (or possibly Filament's Battle). Dude was absolutely hogging the gym in prison. I laugh at the thought of Simon walking in there and everyone else getting up to leave immediately because they don't want to deal with his erratic bullshit LOL

EDIT: I've been corrected multiple times, so I'm putting this down for self-reference. He's probably jacked because the COI used him for labor/work. Directly implied by "how many times are you going to use me before you let me go?"

I assume, then, that Simon had been doing risky stuff for them for a hot minute, and the SM-13 was just more of the same. Of course it wouldn't have clicked in his head this was an execution at first. He probably "came back" from several various excursions in the past. Most likely, less extreme as this.

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

The mayor who condemned Cuba, Venezuela and the Palestinian resistance, and protected the shuls that were selling Palestinian land is not gonna arrest Netanyahu even if it was within his power.

[tamamita]

Friedrich Ebert is still Friedrich Ebert even if he's a brown muslim

[hagiomoto]

It is amazing watching American Christians inventing reasons out of air to get angry at Muslims

[captain-price-unofficially]

Meanwhile Noem took a puppy out to a gravel pit and shot it because it barked too much.

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: initial tweet by Congressman Randy Fine, verified, @ RepFine, on February twentieth, Twenty twenty-six. It says "I am proud to introduce the Protecting Puppies From Sharia Act. Democrats are losing their minds because I made a simple statement–given a choice between our dogs and those who would ban them, the choice is easy. They can pound sand. This bill will ban federal funds to any" the text ends there. This is followed by a yellow graphic that says "Congressman Fine introduces The Protect Puppies From Sharia Act. No federal funds may be given to any state or local government that bans dogs as pets. It is a right of all Americans to own a dog. "In America, we will not allow anyone to tell us that we cannot have dogs. My bill protects Americans' right to own a dog and would not allow federal funds to be given to any state or local government that bans them as Haram. There are fifty-seven countries that are Sharia compliant; the United States will not be the fifty-eighth." Beneath this statement is art of a retriever puppy, followed by the words "Don't Tread On Me".

In response, Mutah Beale, @ MutahNapoleon, tweets "Sharia treatment towards dogs. The Prophet [symbol that didn't render in the screenshot, presumably signifying the phrase "Peace Be Upon Him" or a variation thereof] said, 'A man saw a dog eating mud from the severity of thirst. So he took a shoe and filled it with water and kept pouring the water for the til it quenched its thirst. So Allah approved of his deed and made him enter Paradise." End I.D]

Kristi Noem Faces Backlash Over Killing Her Own Dog

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, a reported Donald Trump Vice President contender, admitted to killing her own dog.

[huzni]

It is mentioned in the book Kashful Ghummah that once Imam Hasan Mujtaba spread his dining cloth with an intention of taking food. A dog saw this from a distance, approached and sat in front of the holy Imam. The holy Imam was taking one morsel and giving one to that dog. One of his companions arrived and said, “O Master! Do you allow me to drive away this dog?” “No. Let it be.” What I want to convey is the reply of the holy Imam. He said, “I feel ashamed before Almighty God if a living thing is before me when I take my food and that one does not, even if it is a dog. It is after all, God’s creation. You must not belittle or humiliate it.”

And also:

Imam Husayn (a.s.) saw a slave eating a morsel of food and then giving a morsel to a dog near him. The Imam asked the slave the reason why he was feeding the dog. The slave said that I feel ashamed to eat without feeding the dog.

The Imam asked the slave to wait until he returned, and went to the slave’s master, and bought the slave and the piece of land on which he worked from his master. Then he freed the slave. Thus the slave achieved his freedom as well as becoming the owner of a piece of land due to his kindness to the dog.

[fellahimedia]

The way people are so surprised and defensive to hear that Islamophobia is institutionalized in america..the same nation/colony that literally has a whole policing body, TSA, that is known to specifically profile muslims. The same nation that created watchlists and no fly lists of mostly muslims..the same nation that wiretapped, entrapped, imprisoned thousands of muslims post 9/11. The same nation that encouraged banks around the world to adopt algorithms that will randomly blacklist bank users with arabic names, the same nation that has warred and bombed countries with majority muslim demographics? This is surprising to some people. Okay

[anton--rayne]

ppl here using Ottoman system terms synonymous to Monarchy But Evil is so funny you people are literally shameless european monarchy posters

[anton--rayne]

Knights (silly guys from posts) vs Janissaries (evil nefarious orientals)

[anton--rayne]

and european monarchies still exist unlike the ottoman empire

[anton--rayne]

"Advisor" doesnt make them sound Cultured White enough I guess

[anton--rayne]

hello my name is Tumblr User i see youve made a post complaining about racism and orientalism. mind if i go Hmmmm i have no idea what youre talking about tbh under it

[baha-scribe]

A lot of people do this with “Jizya” as well. They perceive it as some sort of “evil tribute” when it’s just taxes. My dude you’re complaining that Muslim kingdoms had taxes.

[huzni]

Also Taqīyyah, which islamophobes have long turned into short hand for "hypocrisy" with no regard for the doctrinal and fiqh frame that's made it a legitimate resource in the face of systemic persecution.

[stoptheantisemitism]

Zionists who keep referencing the Holocaust seem confused to me. They keep invoking holocaust exceptionalism to position themselves as the ultimate historical victims while....doing literally the exact same things Nazis did??

[tamamita]

Or we can actually listen to Palestinians rather than the people who actually benefit from the genocide regardless of if they did the bare minimum of draft dodging or condemning the genocide.

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back