Abzz

*deep inhale* "libra, infp, type 8, slytherin, chaotic neutral, so/sx, soccer, painting, photography, cat lover, cook, chicken lover, pink & yellow lover, lover of aliens, ADHD, Dyslexic, occasionally depressed, vanilla chocolate Stan, professional daydreamer, pun maker, vanilla candle loving, Tim burton obsessed, dwells in hoodies, writes somewhat disturbing poetry, morning jogger, gains fanatic, empathizes with robots, conspiracy theorist, lover of all things leather, aaaaand this is getting too long goodbye.

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[30-minute-memes]

Un-make me.

[givemeinternet]

[givemeinternet]

[wellwhatthehellme]

rb this first

[fairybery]

*whispers* amateurs

[dankmemeuniversity]

[greazmonki]

K maybe 2020

[greazmonki]

Def not 2020...sry bud

[dankmemeuniversity]

[greazmonki]

K maybe 2020

[enimagia]

INFP stuff #2

When you suddenly find yourself in the middle of a group gossiping, and you know more about the person/people they are talking about than every single person in the group, but you stay silent because you don’t want to be part of that.

Eventually you probably flee, because it makes you feel uncomfortable to hear people who don’t know anything about the person talking shit about them.

[juxtp0se]

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

[goddamnshinyrock]

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

[fer8girl]

lawful good vs chaotic good

[nyanguardparty]

chaotic evil

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[gameraboy]

[camburgerstein]

Fuck em up, Daisy 

[animals-riding-animals]

toads riding snake

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

they took midnight train goin anywhere

[hroethvitnir]

#minoring in zoology was a mistake because now i know all those toads are trying to have sex with the snake#i have to live with this knowledge and now you do too.#fucking amplexus frogs will try to get with anythinfb that moves#and also anything that doesnt move

[mesopelagic]

i would like to see… a little lizard

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

Here you go. He has a little helmet

[butterflygrl62]

@bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

he is off to the tiny lizard wars

[snapcracklepussypop]

he works in construction

[normalwizard]

[greazmonki]

Omg I did too

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[farrentalon]

My reaction, only with coffee.

[thetiredpianist]

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

[quotemadness]

“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.”

— Oscar Wilde

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i noticed that In-N-Out’s packaging has Bible Verses on them

According to Fact Check, “In-N-Out Burger was founded by Harry and Esther Snyder in Baldwin Park, California, in 1948. Although this chain of west coast hamburger restaurants has since grown to more than 200 outlets, control still rests in the hands of the Snyder family. According to the company’s web site: “In-N-Out remains privately owned and the Snyder family has no plans to take the company public or franchise any units.” The Snyders are a religious family, and their continuing to control their own company means they can put what they want on their product packaging. They’ve chosen to include pointers to particular Bible verses that we presume hold special meaning for them. “