Farren Talon @farrentalon - Tumblr Blog

Keep an eye on who agrees to this; with a cast this size there are going to be a lot of actors we're all going to be very unhappy with real soon

cctinsleybaxter

Well!

lumeninfusco

It's no coincidence that they're re-recording and re-releasing HP audiobooks after Stephen Fry, who previously had narrated the already-released audiobooks, publicly criticized Rowling (despite claims from '22 that he "wouldn't abandon" her). Rowling is going full scorched earth, just like she did with Radcliffe, Watson, and Grint.

#fuck jkr #oh damn #fuck terfs

vimbry-moved

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

vimbry-moved

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

#hahahaha #excellent #skeleton

acelessthan3

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

dhegdheer

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

somewhere-south-of-neutral

(The second D should be Drive-Ins)

c3rvida3

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

c3rvida3

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

letsboldlygomotherfuckers

I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself

#this is amazing #lol #jokes

great-tweets

We just knew.

awed-frog

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

yougetsomekisses

larkiethings

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

darthmelyanna

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

tigerses

her!!!

madeofstarsandfairylights

Baby Miette!!!

ottermatopoeia

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

devil-with-three-heads

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

#MIETTE #cat #cats of tumblr #super adorable

nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

farrentalon

I mean. It wouldn't hurt.

#depressingly true #money #ha

local-gun-witch

n09m19changsblog

lydiardbell

"I won't be tricked into thinking he's finished when the video is only halfway through this time, clearly it will be done as soon as he finishes the tower"

#chocolate guy #wow #chocolate #paris olympics