Dirt Blogging

[captain-werewolf]

Moomins is a whole mood

[fallingtowers]

One morning, as Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams, he found that he had been transformed overnight into a lime-green shark/wolf/fox hybrid.

[fallingtowers]

"Hell yeah," thought Gregor to himself. "Are you kidding me with this? This rules"

[maliciousindungeon]

folk punk music just be like “im too poor to afford a therapist so im going to sing about my trauma over the sound of the jauntiest fucking guitar playing youve ever heard in your goddamn life”

[maliciousindungeon]

the main response ive gotten to this post in peoples tags has been “and its good” and i just wanted to say that youre right, it really is

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

“Landlords are parasites on the back of the working class”

Poster by Art Twink

[spideyyeet]

[shitpostsampler]

hello! i havent cross stitched in over a decade but i saw this pattern and had to do it… thank you for your amazing work! 😊✨

[mypetufo]

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[popepauljohn]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do you support the war in vietnam?

ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

[lastvalyrian]

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

[lacaja-depandora]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[lesbianshepard]

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

[lesbianshepard]

[ikariyuiofficial]

[ottermatopoeia]

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

[kadywicker]

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This one

[acsurviveguide]

@punchworm I know how you feel… :c

[cottonsheep]

do you think they…

[cupofnutmeg]

Oh no..

[queernigga]

wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already?? 

[gingerium]

Seriously what the fuck is the story behind this shit