I live in a van down by the river

Dev. 31. Queer. Poly. Diabetic. OKC.

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[animeengineer]

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

[romancegifs]

THE HOLIDAY — dir. Nancy Meyers

[thepunkpanther]

HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

[thepunkpanther]

THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 (2002) dir. Michael Lembeck

[jonathan-byers-remade]

HAPPIEST SEASON (2020) Directed by Clea DuVall

[charitydingle]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992, dir. Chris Columbus

[c3rvida3]

*Beastie Boys covering Kimya Dawson*

Don Quixote was a steel-driving

MAN

My name is Adam, I'm your biggest

FAN

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[ava-deb]

You said it was a ghost story. It isn’t. No? It’s a love story. Same thing, really. TJ MIKELOGAN’s HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT day thirteen ↬ horror television template

[flanaganfilm]

Wow, these are terrific

[tlirsgender]

We've been having this conversation for decades but yknow if a trans person hits on you and you're not into them for any reason you can just say no thankyou. Trans people aren't walking around emitting rapist particles. You also don't have to preemptively tell them you'd never have sex with them yknow maybe they think you're ugly too

[tlirsgender]

"What if there's someone at the lesbian function who I personally wouldn't have sex with" Shock Horror...

[dcbicki]

STRANGER THINGS 5 Chapter One: The Crawl

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[probuccalfat]

great! now do the same medical study with women

[probuccalfat]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[natalieironside]

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

[nathleeng]

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

[natalieironside]

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[discodeerdiary]

I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.

[discodeerdiary]

Yeah I've been thinking a lot about how cults will prey on marginalized people and how it's so much easier to push an "us versus them" mentality on a person who already (legitimately, accurately) perceives the world as hostile to them

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

okay so uh i had never seen the animated adaptation of charlotte's web and uh....hanna barbera....wanna talk about something?

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

HB Exec: well guys we've gotta do this children's classic justice with our adaptation....now it's gonna be quite a task, but who wants to be in charge of designing charlotte?

Spiderfucker Jim: *straightens tie and slicks back hair* heh....well fellas, i think i know just the man for the job....

[god-sent-gender-bent]

You get back here and say this to the class 😭

[injuries-in-dust]

I said Spiderfucker Jim, arch nemesis of Spiders Georg