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I rewatched onward and this came to me in a vision
“What do you want in a man”
Whatever tf he is
I present to you, more Barley content
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Sgt. Scimitar.
Introducing my newest OC for COD MW2, Sgt. Scimitar. She's got most of my traits, is mostly inspired by me, but she's still her own person/character and OC. Scimitar is her callsign, given to her by Captain Price.
She joined the SAS after fleeing to the UK with the help of a close friend through an extremely complex and dangerous process. An ex-iranian special forces operator, Scimitar was a mercenary, but being a special forces operator and a mercenary weren't two options that worked well together so Scimi had to stay for longer than she had anticipated and couldn't always send letters to her parents to check up on them.
Scimi at one point was in dire need to check upon her mother when she was informed that she was alone, with her father having left home one day to his usual job but didn't return home. The next day followed and Scimi was informed that her family's home was invaded by an unknown organization who'd specifically used Iranian military tactics, and Scimi went absolutely nuts after finding out.
She had served the Iranian Special Forces, given the promise that her family will always be in safe hands, but after hearing the news, Scimi didn't handle the news lightly and fled the Iranian Special Forces to the UK, living with her friend and staying there until she had gotten the citizenship. Years had passed and Scimi decided to join the SAS, meeting Captain Price who introduced her to Task Force 141, where she became a member of the team. Until then, Scimi's got a bounty on her head, being a wanted woman for the Iranian government.
What are your favorite screenshots of Barley?
i don't have as many barley caps as i have of ian but i'll put some here
Favorite screenshots of Barley being excited?
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That last one is probably my favorite :)
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Bonus:
Something fluffy and smutty if you're down about Barley being a bit insecure about his belly and the reader comforts him reminding him he's handsome, fem reader if you wouldn't mind but it's up to you.
You're perfect just as you are - Barley x Fem!Reader
[FLUFF/SMUT]
Warnings: in this image Barley and the reader are 20 years old, as in the last image, they are dating and live alone in a flat.
"So" Y/n interrupted the silence, still lying in bed next to her boyfriend who was stroking her hair.
It was morning, close to lunchtime, and the two had just woken up from a hot night, both of them being completely naked except for their underwear.
The two have been together since they were 18, Barley proposed to Y/n at the end of school and she immediately accepted as she had a crush on him for a long time by now.
They decided to move in together on Barley's 20th birthday, a few months before Y/n's birthday, and have been living together for almost 6 months now.
Returning to the present, the girl caught his attention when she interrupted the silence and stopped stroking her hair for a moment, lowering his eyes to look at her.
"Last night I saw an advertisement for a McDonald's burger (imagine it's in the Onward universe too even though it's not there) where you get two menus and pay for one, which ends today, and I was thinking that maybe we could go there today for lunch or dinner. Do you want to?"
Barley sighed, taking his gaze away "I don't know, I think it's better if we stay home today."
Y/n was confused by his expression though, he was usually happy to go out together but especially if it involved going out to eat at a fast food place like McDonald's.
She got up slightly from the bed resting her forearm on the pillow and using her hand to hold her head while the other was held on the boy's arm.
"Babe, are you okay?" she asked worriedly, receiving a 'no' with his head from her boyfriend.
"But it's not that" he replied almost annoyed, turning back to her "it's just that I think in six months we've been out for dinner a lot of-"
"Three," she interrupted him, "just three times."
"For me three is already too far" he added "Anyway, it will get worse for us if we keep going, or rather it will for me."
"What? What do you mean?"
The boy took a deep breath, lowering his gaze slightly to their bodies, more to his own, and then returning it to his girlfriend.
"I don't want to get fatter than I already am."
Y/n's eyes filled with astonishment, she would never have believed that the same Barley who talked right to his belly and let every negative comment about his weight slip was right now insecure about this.
She chuckled lightly, leaving him confused, and shook her head "Barley you aren't fat"
"That's not what my stepfather says, or any person who meets me on the street. Besides" he laughed bitterly "just think if we ever have a baby. When you're nine months pregnant, your belly will be nothing compared to the balloon I have."
"Hey, hey," she moved the hand in her arm to his cheek and put her face more above his, "you don't have to listen to what other people or Officer Bronco tell you, he's the last one to talk!"
"Too bad, though, he's always judging me on my looks and thinks his weight loss advice will help," he added, lowering his voice at the end.
He was then surprised by a quick kiss on his girlfriend's lips, who after pulling away stroked his cheekbone with her thumb and smiled at him.
"The first ones who judge are the ones who are actually jealous of you, they don't really want to help you. Besides, you're great, no matter what you look like and it won't be a few extra pounds that will keep me away from the person I love."
Barley's sad expression changed to a quiet smiling one, after all he would almost have believed that she was one of those people who told him the opposite of what she really thought.
"And remember" she smiled back " that for me you are perfect just as you are".
At that sentence, the girl was wrapped by the hips in her boyfriend's arms and placed under him, avoiding crushing her by balancing himself with his hands on either side of her head.
"What, are you finally awake?" she asked playfully, making them both laugh.
"Is the offer to go out for lunch or dinner still open?" he asked almost shyly.
She nodded, but then smiled mischievously and added, "But now I have another offer open"
She indicated with her hand to look under the sheets and saw Y/n's legs spread as her other hand lowered her panties.
Barley bit his lower lip, chuckling a little and shaking his head in amusement "I'll try to make it quick enough" he shifted his gaze to the radio alarm which read 11:16am "for dinner"
They both came to each other's lips at the same time and kissed slowly and passionately, she kept her hands on his face as he rubbed his own intimacy against her.
Since the boy's intent was only one, he quickly removed his lips from hers and moved on to leaving kisses and hickeys on her neck, to which the girl tightened his hair a little to hold back the little moans.
He then went even further down to brush his tongue over her intimacy, which he did for a long time until he heard the phone ring.
They both jumped, the boy more than anything else came out from under the blanket and found himself on top of the girl who had reached for his phone on the bedside table.
She looked at the screen and almost gasped at the sight of the name Mum on the display.
"It's your mom," she murmured, making the boy gasped as well.
"Answer it or she'll get suspicious" he added quickly.
She followed the order, quickly bringing the phone to her ear " Hello".
"Hi Y/n" Laurel's slightly surprised voice was heard behind the phone.
"Hello Mrs Lightfoot, how are you?" the girl answered slightly anxiously under the impatient gaze of the boy, at the same time panicked.
"I'm fine thanks, how about you and Barley?"
"Yeah we're fine, we're not complaining" she replied smiling and winking at her boyfriend who glared at her.
Usually, Barley took every gesture Y/n made as a provocation to him to get him into bed, as they already were and so in this case to continue his work.
"Do you need anything?" she then asked, waiting for an answer as the boy thought about what he could do.
Without being noticed, he prepared two fingers in front of her entrance and waited for the right moment to begin.
"I just wanted to ask if maybe you wanted to come over tonight and have dinner with us, Ian's new girlfriend is coming too!"
Hearing those words though, the boy turned his attention away from what he wanted and took the phone from his girlfriend's hands, bringing it immediately to his ear "Ian's new girlfriend?"
"Yes Barley, Ian's new girlfriend. If you accept to come please try not to embarrass your brother and maybe try to be friendly"
"Of course mum, I'm just so happy that Ian finally has someone too."
"Mh, alright. The appointment is for 7:30 and as I said, try not to embarrass your brother and be nice."
"I'm telling you mum, I won't. Now excuse us but at the moment Y/n and I are slightly busy and can't really talk" he smiled mischievously turning to her, who reciprocated.
The woman behind the phone snorted in amusement "When I agreed to let you live in a flat with her, I didn't mean that you only had to use the bedroom."
"What?" the two shouted in chorus, their eyes wide and they were almost blushing with embarrassment.
"I know what you were doing before and while I'm calling you, so there's no point in trying to hide it."
"Pff, what are you talking about?" he laughed in embarrassment "Look we are very busy doing something else now and it's not that"
"Oh yeah, then what is it Barley?"
Now he really didn't know what to answer, he tried with his gaze to get Y/n to help him but she shrugged in panic too and then said the first thing that was on his mind.
"We're...We're already looking at a potential room for our son" he quickly explained all in one breath.
"What?" the girl asked in a low voice, her eyes even wider as Laurel's voice could no longer be heard over the phone.
"That's the first thing that came to my mind!" she said quickly, bringing the phone to his chest for a moment so that no one could hear what he said, and then back to his ear.
"Mom?" he called his mother with a forced smile.
"I'm going to be a grandmother?" she asked in a whisper.
Barley looked back at Y/n, seeing that she was quickly shaking her head and miming 'cut' with her hand.
"No no, I mean" the girl mimicked a "later" with her lips "not now, later. Now we were just thinking to prepare for every possible eventuality."
She slapped her forehead, muttering " Could I have such a stupid boyfriend?"
"Oh ok, no cause if you walk through that door tonight with Y/n pregnant you might not get out alive" her mother said threateningly.
Barley swallowed loudly, running a hand down the back of his neck "Don't worry mum, it won't happen"
"Alright honey, see you tonight"
"See you tonight mum" was the last thing he said before quickly disconnecting the call.
"Have you lost your mind?" yelled Y/n and he immediately put his hand in front of her mouth.
The gesture didn't go unnoticed by the Y/h/c who noticed her boyfriend answering the phone again, she hadn't realized it was vibrating again.
"Ian?" the boy said.
"Barley, I heard the conversation between you and mum. Have you lost your mind?" ranted the younger brother.
"I know, it's the same thing Y/n says but I couldn't tell her 'Yeah, we're still in bed and we're fucking like every day', you know?"
"Actually no, and besides I wanted to call you before she did to tell you about the fact that I was dating but she beat me to it, sorry."
"Don't worry about it little brother" he took his hand away from the girl's mouth disgusted as she was licking her and wiped it off using the blanket "Then you have to explain to me how long"
"Obviously, I'll explain as soon as you come home tonight" he said "Now I have to go, greet me Y/n"
"Sure" he looked into the girl's eyes and smiled "I'll greet her for you"
He hung up that call too and put the phone back on the bedside table, moving dangerously close to the girl and rubbing his nose against hers.
"What were we saying?" she murmured in a sensual tone.
"That you're a stupid," she retorted, patting his nose with her index finger, "who told his mother he was looking for a room for his future child, but you're so convinced I want to have a baby with you my lord?"
"Of course you do, my lady, or do you have something against it?"
Y/n smiled, running a hand down the boy's body and stopping on his boxers, lowering them with the help of her other hand.
She then took his dick in her hand and brought it closer to her intimacy, rubbing it over as he had done before but in a different way.
Barley restrained himself from making a greedy noise and glared at her, biting his lower lip.
"I'll take that as a no."
He finally took off his boxers and threw them on the floor, where their clothes from the night before were still, and then went on to slip off her underwear too.
When they were both out of their underwear, the boy asked for a nod of approval from the girl who didn't hesitate to come and then he slowly entered her.
He began with slow, gentle thrusts, which were followed by choked moans from both of them and grasps of the blanket from the girl.
"Barley" the y/h/c screamed softly without making the boy stop.
"What's wrong baby?"
"Did you know-" she groaned at the boy's sudden harder thrust which was followed by an 'sorry' "did you know that having sex consumes 4.2 calories?"
The thrusts stopped abruptly, but his dick was still inside her vagina, and that sentence almost made Barley's eyes light up and he smiled.
"Great, then I won't need to follow Colt's advice if I want to lose weight."
"But you don't need to"
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Sorry for the errors and the english.
I hope you like it!<3
Goofy Barley pics 👀👀👀??
My favorite genre of Barley pictures
Had to end it with the stoner Barley frame
Just Barley's comforting smile, because I really need some comfort right now...
Kissing headcanons of some of my F/Os because I’m feeling generous
Donatello
It really depends on his mood. If he’s busy with something then his kisses are brief and short but meaningful. When he’s in the mood then his kisses are long and deep with a lot of tongue. And on most days when he just wants to show his love, his kisses are chaste and soft, hand on the cheek and just enjoying the moment.
Severus Snape
There’s only two kinds of kisses he gives. One kind is the one he gives when out in public. Very short, very sweet. Just little pecks. But behind closed doors? Very passionate, very deep, may add some tongue if he feels like it. The kind of kiss where you would feel dizzy after.
Barley Lightfoot
Only one kind of kiss he gives. He’s a very goofy guy so expect very goofy kisses. All over the face; forehead, cheeks, chin, nose and finally lips. The kind of kiss that would make you giggle into.
Kurt Wagner
Baby boy. Special boy. Soft boy. Blushes every single time. Sweet boy wants a kiss but doesn’t know how to ask for one. When he does initiate it his kisses are kept short but very sweet and cute.
Kyle Crane
Ooo we got a gentleman on our hands. Idk how else to describe his kisses. Very gentlemanly. I’m talking cupping cheeks, hands on waist, dipping. I kinda see him holding up a finger to tell someone to wait while he kisses his love. He’s very passionate for a zombie apocalypse survivor.
Cruella DeVille
Almost exactly like Crane but a woman. She’s definitely a femdom ok. Can and will French kiss her love wherever she pleases. Definitely the type to tease her love by ghosting her lips over theirs but never fully kissing.
And some bonus S/I kisses
Here is the Donatello drawing #TMNT . The original is for sale on our website here. https://perilousadventurestudios.com/shop/donatello-tmnt-original-art-8-x-10