[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey. Things are going to get better.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You cannot prevent it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Have A Good Day, Bitch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[unnatural-yoghurt]

They hit the colosseum its ix/xi

[unnatural-yoghurt]

I thought this was the kind of shit you people liked

[unnatural-yoghurt]

im transgender. does that help am i tumblr famous now

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[the-artist-lio]

girl I joined the phm fandom why is fucking markiplier here

[kabber]

something i really liked about project hail mary is that Rocky and Grace are both equally out of their depth and about as competent as the other. theyre both the smart one. theyre both total dumbasses. neither knows whats going on. they both think the other is an idiot baby. they both admire the other's intelligence so much.

[theseventhcrow55]

when people talk about how awesome ai is i'm like you people did NOT watch season 4 of agents of shield

[toomanyfandoms11]

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[i-am-a-fish]

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I like having a phone but I'm not so sold on having a phone number. people are calling me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why r u attempting to use my portable communication device to communicate with me. that's not its function

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[depsidase]

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[theconcealedweapon]