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On episode 1 rn. Everybody in this town is on some bullshit huh

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

honeylemony

Rough out there for bisexual Alex

radiation

garak-pussy-indulgence

Instagram is gonna fucking kill me one day

pissvortex

Donald Trump has now resorted to using Deltarune music for instagram propaganda

dogpuppy

deadelated

i threw myself out of bed and i began inventing

homophobla

accidentally opened Facebook and saw that my dad had just posted a picture of himself gender-swapped using FaceApp

homophobla

Ignore the grape jelly

kitten-kokomo

I will not ignore the grape jelly

homophobla

i ask so little of everypony,,,

dolmansunflower

“those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at stalingrad” why do I kinda love this already

deathcastlvr2

I HATE SOMBR 🖕 I DONT LIKE SABRINA CARPENTER 🖕 I HAVE MORE PEOPLE BUT I DONT REMEMBER 🖕

skidfarts

STOP BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"what all them holes do👀👅" NOTHING😕😕😕😕THEY DO NOTHING😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕ITS HIS CHARACTER DESIGN😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

skidfarts

STOP BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"what all them holes do👀👅" NOTHING😕😕😕😕THEY DO NOTHING😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕ITS HIS CHARACTER DESIGN😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕