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I finally decided to make an (alt) account to store my asks. 20'ies. Minors don't interact, not just that but I would prefer anyone below the age of 20/21 to not interact. I go through and block people below that age, so if you're under that age and blocked that's why. Nothing personal.

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^The above happened before I kicked my own ass into actually writing anything so it's extra poetic.

What you see here is likely the tip of the iceberg. Tldr: my brain often created whole ass aus with character traits and scenarios all bleeding into each other and I had a bunch of dillemas about which goes where and where to draw the boundary between different asks. Eg "should the fact that I think the reader has an inherent sense of justice and them telling off the Lion being separate asks? Should the be seperate for how I think this effects the kid?" etc, etc. And then this was before I started writing them "myself" instead of spreading them. I was inspired by (but not as refined as) Wxnheart as a way of dealing with "shortform" content. In a "wait you can actually do this instead of writing longform fanfiction?" kinda way. Wxnheart was also kind enough to tell me this was a good way to deal with short form content for her. Check out her work.

If you like the writing please check out old posts as they were from before I really got an audience here so have very little notes despite being of a simmilar theme.

Links/tags

Overarching lore notes because some asks will be based this and other stuff.

Primarch hybrid biology headcanons/worldbuilding Easily copypasted tag list for posts (made for personal utility but might as well share)

root post <- only top level posts not the reblog chains (reblogging my old asks to other blogs is here too)

Core: stuff central to the narrative/plotline of the Konrad x oc arc.

Primarch x reader

Konrad Curze x reader

Rogal Dorn x reader

I want to create a "writing" tag for navigation but I'm having a stroke catagorizing things on this blog due to the fluid nature of tumblr posts. You can have someone talking "out of universe" then transistioning into a brief in universe thing and people currently going on a binge for that character probably want those nuggets, but people looking for longform content or "actual fics" understandably don't want that in their search. You can catogrize extremes like this definetly shouldn't be under writing but this should. But it becomes a spectrum, and I also post lore snippets, so it's harder to draw the line with things like this, this, this and this.

So far the solution is:

#Snippet Short snippets. Occasionally stuff taken from chatot rp (the stuff written by me, not the bot) that I liked.

#List Probably the most refined and closest to traditional "writing". Writing using the list format.

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To lazy to do it myself, wanna read nervous virgin with girthy dick dorn prepping his partner.

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Following that post about the wife of Konrad Curze/Sanguinius craving meat while pregnant and Konrad potentially bringing her people I started wondering about scenarios where the wife would be ok with cannibalism ended up with the idea of Konrad killing local child abusers/molesters and cooking them for his pregnant wife. Both to make the world safer/get rid of criminals and the symbolism of doing something that is both keeping the world safer and directly nourishing their kid. is it wholesome? I don't know. Would it be on brand for Konrad however...

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Inspired by that post about primarch wives having weird behaviour while pregnant:

Lady Curze/Lady Sanguinius starts having cravings for raw meat while pregnant. Sanguinius is devastated, overthinking the red thirst, being a monster, etc. Meanwhile somewhere else in the galaxy Konrad Curze is kicking down a door (it's not even locked. He just enters like that) carrying a comically large and dripping sack on his back and wide grin going "HOOOONEY I'M HOOOOOOOME".

(This WAS meant as them having separate wives but it's almost funnier if they have the same wife and the same woman has to deal with these two wildly different reactions from them. So pick whatever version you prefer.)

Then it turns out it has literally nothing to do with who the father is and the woman/women in question just has/have a mild iron deficiency or something.

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Being that you are both Jewish and a warhammer fan you might be the best qualified to answer my incredibly stupid question:

As a kid I was essentially told that "Oh yeah the difference between Jews and Christians is that Christians think the Messiah has been born and Jews don't/think that wasn't the right guy". And while obviously it's more complicated and there's different customs and all, that roughly shaped my understanding of the actual difference in beliefs.

So given that the timeline of the Warhammer universe even before the Emperor took over is tens of thousands of years after the supposed birth of Jesus while we are only a little over 2000 years from the supposed birth of Jesus, do you think it would make sense if in the warhammer there were multiple major different branching "sub religions" from different figures getting declared the Messiah? Like Jesus/Christianity was just the first one? Like give it some wiggle room and say roughly every 3000 thousand years there's a new one. I'm guessing the true Jews of that universe would be whoever the last group of people were to believe in the biblical god but believe the Messiah hadn't been born yet before the Emperor showed up and essentially banned religion.

The year is still counted since the supposed birth of Jesus so either Christianity was still the dominant "branch" and/or it was just a left over and changing calenders was too complicated.

While writing this I'm once again having a slight existential crisis over how much human history changed just since year zero vs the sheer timescale of warhammer. God this fucks me up.

Excluding Jesus, I can think of four different people off the top of my head that Jews have thought were the Messiah. One of them even came from the same era as Jesus. Another comes from our era. They usually cause an uproar and tend to end in disaster (Jews leaving). Then there’s all the times that Christians have thought that the world was ending. Some of ‘em are running my nation’s government at this very moment. I’m less familiar with Islamic history, but I assume they’ve had assorted figures declare themselves the Mahdi or whatever. They have definitely gotten another prophet, who branched off enough to start his own faith, look up the Bahais.

Not only is it realistic to assume that various people have declared themselves the Messiah between now and 40k, it has already happened in real life. The real question is if it takes off enough to form its own religion, and a major religion at that. I think it’s a reasonable assumption that it happens every so often, if you’re measuring by millennia.

The whole concept of 40k is that it takes place “IN THE YEAR 40,000!!!” *xtreme explosion noises*. You gotta remember that Oldhammer, as in Rogue Trader-era Oldhammer, was very different from what we know today. I doubt it even registered on James Workshop’s mind at the time that 40k is a Christian calendar, it rarely does on cultural Christians (neutral statement). At some point it must have come up because the calendar used in 40k is different from ours. But it still counts from the same year because (from a Doylist perspective) it has to. In universe, I assume the Emperor has a fondness for the AD/CE calendar. It probably did stick around for a very long time, perhaps all the way through DAOT, but I doubt it survived the Long Night. And I’m sure that plenty of other calendars emerged to challenge it as well. Hell, many of ‘em are around today.

Jewishness is defined by considerably more than belief in whether or not the Messiah had come. I’d like to believe that it existed in some form up until the Emperor purged religion from the Imperium, and I’ve even tossed around ideas for a Jewish-influenced planet, Creed, and Space Marine chapter. But I would imagine that the challenges of space travel, if nothing else, would have changed the faith into a new form. Wouldn’t be the first time.

edit: Update: @krynnmeridia has informed me that the Imperial calendar starts from the Space Race in the 1950s and 60s! That would make a lot more sense!

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"Jewishness is defined by considerably more than belief in whether or not the Messiah had come."

Of course, even with my very VERY non religious background this was still massively simplified for warhammer lore. It was more as fun thought experiment. I hope it didn't come across as offensive or disrespectful then. Do I know much more about Judaism than this? No. Do I think it's that simple? No. Humans generally don't work like that. The joke was moreso on me for being a dumbass. The main reason I excluded the Muslims was because I was talking about people who mainly believed the same stuff about the garden of Eden and such (I may or may not have had to look up whether Islam includes the garden of Eden just now.....)

Denmark has a relationship with religion that would make Lorgar pop five bloodvessels. If you look it up anywhere it says were like 80% Religious or something but it's actually because you're born registered in the church and people care so little about religion no one ever bothers to undo it. The closest comparison I can give is the completely non religious celebration of christmass by most people where it's just tradition of this point.

The irony of it all- on a more personal note- is that my late grandmother actually used to work at a church. She lived a short walk from where I went to kindergarten and drove so I often ended up in said church and belived in it as a small child but just sort of stopped at a young age and genuinely noone ever cared. I actually had to ask my parents and even they don't remember how/when I stopped being technically religious. There was a painting, I don't remember if it was at her church or a different one, of Jesus, or at least someone who looked like him, hugging an old man. I used to say(think?) that it was god comforting Jesus after he hurt himself (can't remember if it was that he stubbed his toe or or something else or even that specific). Like in a dad way. There's something in there about something adult and serious like religion mixed with the perspective of a small child.

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I found two three separate descriptions of Konrad nutting early from where I store my notes where I initially wanted to cut up and reuse the first 2 for this post.

Of course it doesn't last long. He's too excited, too pent up and too hopelessly lost and in love. Ejaculating in his pants soon after when she kisses his neck again. But she doesn't judge. Doesn't scold. Just hold him through it. Poor Konrad Curze is so so new to all of this.

And he doesn’t last- finishing pathetically soon. Clawing at the sheets. But how can he be blamed when being inside her felt like rapture itself? When he has gone so long alone and the one he loves is on him, around him calling him sweet names and kissing his neck? He didn't stand a chance. They both knew.

To noones suprise- it doesn't last long. Konrad is a mess. Crying out declarations of love while bucking against her with abandon. Nearly clawing at her. When it's done she collapses on top of him and he slowly pulls out. Not letting go of her. "I love you too...." He hugs her.

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ARBELGARBLEBHBVSJ DSB You mentioned on your old blog how Dorn seeing his wife be badass would give him a boner and a miniature heart attack but how he would be less flustered with traditional sexual stuff and you drew him flustered on here. Please talk more about flustered with a boner. Doesn't matter if it's oc lore or not. please I NEEEEEED.

Sorry this took so long, but I wanted to draw this and I had this one scenario I had started writing of Kaira and few of IFs getting lost under attack on some planet, while Dorn has to go save and retrieve her, only to be surprised his waifu can take care of herself (tho probs deleted that ficlet by accident. Damn it I need to name my stuff properly...)

Anyways, I hope this is enough of blushing Dorn for your needs 😂

Also I hate that at this point I drew so much armored Dorn, I can draw his armor right on a first go...

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Oh Dorn. You silly man! 😌😏

Now go there and "rescue" your lady before things get uncomfortable for you in your armour!🫣😏

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You really think they aren't already? Unless you mean more than just a boner.....

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ARBELGARBLEBHBVSJ DSB You mentioned on your old blog how Dorn seeing his wife be badass would give him a boner and a miniature heart attack but how he would be less flustered with traditional sexual stuff and you drew him flustered on here. Please talk more about flustered with a boner. Doesn't matter if it's oc lore or not. please I NEEEEEED.

Sorry this took so long, but I wanted to draw this and I had this one scenario I had started writing of Kaira and few of IFs getting lost under attack on some planet, while Dorn has to go save and retrieve her, only to be surprised his waifu can take care of herself (tho probs deleted that ficlet by accident. Damn it I need to name my stuff properly...)

Anyways, I hope this is enough of blushing Dorn for your needs 😂

Also I hate that at this point I drew so much armored Dorn, I can draw his armor right on a first go...

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No need to apoligize! Area man gratefull for what his power armor is hiding.

(And no. There is never enough blushing Dorn for my needs)

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Some Konrad Curze thing

It is little surprise then, that when the next time came he was… eager. She does bring the lube next time. Next time finds herself pressed against his body for a cuddle she can feel the presence of a… physical response already. He apologizes gruffly. She smiles and reassures him. They've literally discussed having sex today and he's worried about an erection? Oh this poor man. His shyness would be adorable if the backstory behind it wasn't so heartbreaking.

He is worried about his size, he is worried about disappointing her and most ridiculously he's… shy.

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How do you manage to make this terrifying man CUTE?! (I love it.)

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Every time someone expresses this sentiment from my writing my ego grows three sizes like the heart of the Grinch in that movie.

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Some Konrad Curze thing

It is little surprise then, that when the next time came he was… eager. She does bring the lube next time. Next time finds herself pressed against his body for a cuddle she can feel the presence of a… physical response already. He apologizes gruffly. She smiles and reassures him. They've literally discussed having sex today and he's worried about an erection? Oh this poor man. His shyness would be adorable if the backstory behind it wasn't so heartbreaking.

He is worried about his size, he is worried about disappointing her and most ridiculously he's… shy.

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She lowers her hands and actually begins to massage his shoulders a little bit. Konrad doesn't know what it is that cracks him but he just cracks and starts begging for her to take him right now.

He doesn't get any more coherent when they start. Practically tripping over himself trying to take his clothes off. She decides to take some mercy on him and actually ride this poor man.

And she just wants to make this poor broken man feel good.

Konrad comes while sobbing.

He just… he needs to be held right now. Before that would have been a painful realisation, repressed down for its impossibility. But with her that contact is actually feasible.

She pulls off of him, he pulls out of her, and she lays down next to him. Wrapping her arms around him and guiding his head to her chest. Running her fingers trough his black locks.

He is in desperate need of affection and for once in his life he is getting it. Her embrace is so so so good and so so so important.

"That was quite an emotional overload wasn't it sweetie? Are you alright?"

She wipes the tears from his cheeks with her thumb, actually kisses one of them from his cheek and Konrad shivers from the gesture, but he also smiles. Smiles in a way that is a lot more… innocent, lighter, perhaps even childlike than he has in a very long time. Despite the fact that objectively no color change has taken place in Konrad Curzes eyes he seems less dimmed, brighter.

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I was playing around with the Konrad bot again and had a scene where it mentioned being tired of cold emotionally and I played his dumbass lover wrapping a duvet around him and offering to turn on the heat before realizing that it was metaphorical.

There is probably canon instances of Konrad chuckling for other reasons (I think he did with Sevatar once) but I love the idea of Konrads beloved being one of, if not the first time that Konrad laughs without it being based on someones misfortune or some mad laugh coping with his own. Just laughter not based on anyone getting hurt.

I'm gonna switch from reader to oc here because it depends on his beloveds personality rather than them being a blank slate because Konrad deserves to look at someone with that adoring "you are such an idiot, sigh" that people usually look at socially awkward Dorn with.

Also this post is unstructured but I just want to mention this video. I saw the thumbnail and the comments mentioning the voice and the voice didn't do it for me but... just watch

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I already have a name for my fic of how Konrad and the reader met (justice -when I finally get around to writing it) but "The butterfly effect" is a really fucking good name for a konrad curze redemption romance.

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Do Lorgar got this?

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I've seen people (the messages for dad fanfic) give a blind lover to Konrad Curze with a character in universe remarking that the first person to sleep with him was literally a blind woman and the "lover who can't sense their 'repulsiveness' in some way" trope makes sense with Curze and Mortarion but imagine if instead of one of the more monstrous primarchs... it's Sanguinius.

Being so paranoid about being judged by his "perfect" reputation instead of humanised and seen as who he is as a person, Sanguinius intentionally seeks out someone who literally can't see his beauty or maybe just someone who he knows thinks he's ugly or overrated. Only the tragedy is that he's STILL forming a relationship based on his perfect angel image because he's filtering based on that instead of who he gets a long with as a person. Like someone trying to avoid being effected by trends by intentionally dressing the exact opposite way of what's popular.

There's someone out there who is genuinely more suitable for him and who DOES see him as a person but they aren't blind and don't think he's ugly and Sangy is so desperate to not be put on a pedestal he rushes to an utterly unsuitable partner instead just because they have what Sangy perceives as some sort of "safeguard" against putting him on a pedestal. Be that being literally blind or just something like thinking he's pretty meh.

And that's not even getting into what if Sanguinius seeking out someone who thought he wasn't all that great meant someone who looked down on mistreated him... A toxic if not downright abusive relationship that Sanguinius is lured into because "They don't think I'm perfect!"

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I've talked about Konrads beloved seeing the positive side of darkness/blackness/etc before but the comedic potential of Konrad saying something melodramatic about Darkness and whatnot and his beloved completely misunderstanding what he means and seeing the positive side of it. Both for the comedic potential and for it both being funny and forcing this man to rethink things. Like she isn't even trying to make a point, the point Konrad is making just straight up goes over her head.

The following was meant to be a brief gag in relation to the above, but of course it didn't stay brief

It had been her, Sevatar himself and Curze in a room- the conversation topic had turned from surface level discussion on the nature of the primarchs visions to what if he had had psyker powers. The primarch had barked a bitter remark about how even if he was trained the only thing he could do would probably be bringing darkness around himself. Engulfing large swaths of her perfect little world in it.

█████ shot upright in excitement. "Oh my goodness they have so much light pollution!" She exclaimed, positively beaming.

"What."

"The astronomers." The blond continued, explaining the practicality of studying the night sky while surrounded by cities. Curze looked dumbsfounded. Whether Sevatar knew it or not astronomy was one of many things █████ and Konrad had discussed in private. The primarch was a curious man and she had taken a legitimate, genuine, interest in what he knew outside of battle and bloodshed.

She took the primarchs hand.

"You could do so much!" She exclaimed ecstatic and began listing off various ideas.

As she kept thinking out loud eventually her gaze turned from Konrad to across the room into empty space. Listing off one altruistic use case for such a power after the other. She was still holding the primarchs hand. His lord looked distressed (though Sevatar knew very well it wasn't from her touch). Sevatar grinned. Deeply amused by this development. The positioning looked like a small child grabbing an adults hand to lead them somewhere.

"Quick, do we have anything to draw with?" She turned to Sevatar. The only writing surfaces nearby were sourced from... questionable materials.

"No" Sevatar replied. He lied.

Curze turned to Sevatar in wordless distress. His expression was akin to that of someone who had been made to hold a baby and did not know what to do. He gazed at Sevatar like his first captain would somehow be able to help him in this situation.

Later she shows up in Konrads meeting room or whatever, dumps the plan for a stereoscope telescope or whatever on his desk and leaves, and Konrad sits there looking mildly distressed.

Edit: for some reason I had a brainfart and was completely unable to remember what a telescope was called while writing this until checking back two hours later.