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A very dumb joke.

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Adult (seeing something adult happening adultly between adults): What are we, a bunch of CHILDREN?

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Hey! It’s Friday! That means it’s Rook Intro Hour <3

How it works: I ask you a question about your Rook(s) and you answer it with as much brevity or verbosity as you desire. You can do this whenever you want, and I’ll reblog it + add some comments! There’s no time limit— if you want to do the older ones, they are collected here! (The post is updated on Fridays!)

Today’s Question(s): Let’s do something special, today, to celebrate DA. What would your Rook think of your other DA protagonists? How about the other companions? Is there anyone they would particularly like or dislike? Why? What would the other protagonists/companions think of Rook?

Answer as much or as little as you like. Hope you’re well <3

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This looked (much) better in my head.

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I had a vision.

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Inspired by that post about primarch wives having weird behaviour while pregnant:

Lady Curze/Lady Sanguinius starts having cravings for raw meat while pregnant. Sanguinius is devastated, overthinking the red thirst, being a monster, etc. Meanwhile somewhere else in the galaxy Konrad Curze is kicking down a door (it's not even locked. He just enters like that) carrying a comically large and dripping sack on his back and wide grin going "HOOOONEY I'M HOOOOOOOME".

(This WAS meant as them having separate wives but it's almost funnier if they have the same wife and the same woman has to deal with these two wildly different reactions from them. So pick whatever version you prefer.)

Then it turns out it has literally nothing to do with who the father is and the woman/women in question just has/have a mild iron deficiency or something.