#roboute guiliman

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[tomatojellyfish]

Okay, this is probably not going to be a full series, but anything can happen.

If we continue with the reasoning of two Primarchs vying for your hand, I guess Dorn and Perturabo is a well-discussed topic. But what if, for example, it were Rogal Dorn and Roboute Guilliman?

On one hand, both are organized, structured, and, well - palatable enough. But how they approach it is completely different.

With Roboute, you have a tiny little bit more freedom than you would have with Dorn. The Lord of Ultramar is that much more amiable and willing to listen to your suggestions, whereas Dorn would see his choices as the only true and correct ones.

Guilliman treats you like an equal. Dorn treats you like someone who must follow him. Yet the Praetor of Terra is someone who will never, ever betray or leave you to your own devices.

So if you want someone to take complete charge of your life, knowing that you will always be cherished, loved, and cared for, go for Dorn. If you want to have some agency as well as responsibility and consequences for your choices, Roboute is your man - and so is his empire - because you will be required to take charge of that once he is in stasis.

The rest of the series -

Sanguinius and Lorgal Aurelian

Leman Russ and Jaghatai Khan (+ Perturabo and Ferrus Manus)

Corvus Corax and Lion El'Jonson

Angron and Konrad Curze (+ Horus Lupercal and Vulkan)

Fulgrim and Magnus the Red

Mortarion and Alpharius/Omegon

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More messy primarchs pt2

[angronius]

fuck thi sguy honestly

[imperatadominatus]

"The Triumvirate"

art by relithel

Be still, my heart...

[weatherman667]

The more I learn about Roboute Guilliman, the more hypocritical he becomes.

He literally gives himself an 11th chapter.

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Many moons ago I wrote this post about how about the kind of (happy) clusterfuck a Konrad Curze wedding would be. Important for the following to make sense being that Sanguinius and Guilliman were there (Sanguinius was invited as a friend and it involved a reader/oc from the realms of Ultramar hence Guilliman being there to officiate the wedding). In that post I ended with a strikethrough joke line about bringing out the Emperor flesh sculpture for the mother groom dance but I've since thought of an actually cute outcome for this:

Konrad doesn't have someone to dance with for the mother groom dance. It's a rare bitter spot on an otherwise perfect day but he'll push through it and he knew that ahead of time and they're planning to maybe just skip that part and continue on with the festivities. Then Sanguinius and Guilliman approach him and offer to dance with him, pointing out that THEY are his relatives after all. Cue happy brothers incl a rare happy Konrad jumping in a circle and doing that arms interlocked over each others shoulder thing. Smiling and laughing. Lots of hugging. Konrad gets both the love of his spouse and to be loved and accepted among his brothers. Konrad getting married is like the climax of side plot in a movie, it's something his Sanguinius and Guilliman never saw coming but they genuinely wish the couple all the best.

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We (as decided by me - I'm ignoring all of you that don't fit) all like clueless virgin primarchs but I visited reddit (forgive me) and read r/badwomensanotomy, do you think guilliman brings like a dozen diagrams and does "the reading" but still fucks it up? Finally a pure theortical vs practical moment.

Dorn is definetly overly literal.

Lorgar is.... Lorgar.

I need more primarchs being bad at sex, it's fucking great. Our cope for the poor lover is just that their primarch brains will make them quick learners....