Greenhouse graveYard

A silly skeleton who lives in a ridiculously tall stone tower somewhere in the snowy north that somehow got ahold of tumblr || She/He/They/It || gender(spinal)fluid || not a minor

[fusionreactor]

imagine if something gay happened

[kingcatnine]

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Bouba

[skyt00n]

Fiesta headcanons pretty please 🥺

Fiesta and Grim Creeper were friends since childhood.

Fiesta and Chopscotch have like one hell of the big family (and by big, I mean IT IS HUGE).

Fiesta would probably 100% cuss in Spanish whenever he's pissed off. Tho that's rare for him to ever get angry, you have to be either A HORRIBLE PERSON to get him pissed or you just have to be Moneybone.

He would play music for Stormblade and Nightfall in like the way to show that he love them.

At first, Fiesta doesn't want to join the Skylanders and wanna be a musician, but after finding out about Moneybone's true nature, he is like "Fuck it, we ball."

Fiesta and Dive-Clops had met as children before, tho Fiesta never be able to form a friendship with him as a child cause Dive-Clops was missing around that time. They did eventually became friends when they were Skylanders.

[randumbkatt]

we the operas brothers let us sing you a song

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[dogpuppy]

[ridgeport]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[dumgumgum]

Berdly drank Kris Tea! HP fully restored!

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's that time of year again. Happy Pride, Mr. Rollins.

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[s1r3n-slacks]

Today I discovered that melting ice makes a sound— it cracks, pops, fizzes and hisses like demonic Rice Krispies. Apparently it has to do with pressurized air bubbles and fractures from expansion, but this leads to a question which National Geographic already answered for me:

Which is similarly heavy handed but also extremely freaking metal

[spoiledlg-deactivated20260424]

[redstonedust]

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