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[jamqyu]

different kind of heating pad 😴💖🔥

[handsomelyerin]

"i can fix him." skill issue. i want him like this.

[ghostinmyhouse]

[olemisekunst]

The Night Manager Season 2, Episode 6 (2026)

[greenbirdxxx]

They should have kissed. You a queerbaiting hoe, Amazon. That boy was in LOVE love. Like I was in PAIN.

[kaafii]

"You really did win his heart, didn't you?'

The Night Manager—2.05 dir. Georgi Banks-Davies

[perfectdevils]

Jonathan & Teddy in The Night Manager Season 2 Episode 6

[Teddy, in Spanish] Give me a moment with this son of a bitch. This is personal.

[greenbirdxxx]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I literally cannot believe they queerbaited me like that in 2026. Here’s some trash porn to cope.

[sebesun]

“He was different…”

[greenbirdxxx]

*stressed but happy gay noises*

[greenbirdxxx]

Obviously he was built for this.

[greenbirdxxx]

Eskel/Lambert/Geralt with Lambert getting some double penetration. Good lad. Fill him up.

[greenbirdxxx]

Censored Lambert/Geralt/Eskel train fuck.

[jerry-of-rivia]

“Jaskier,” Eskel rasped in his ear. “Give it to him.”

Eskel and Jaskier team up to help Geralt find some new ice cream in @brighteyedjill‘s fic for the @witcherbigbang. Read it here to find out what flavor of cone they pick, and why I spent way too long on an ornate border just for the visual puns!

[jerry-of-rivia]

“He hasn’t slept since yesterday,” Coën said. He held another plate of food, and he settled himself cross-legged on Geralt’s other side. “Here, you need to eat before you can go back to sleep.”

RIP to Geralt, but Coën isn’t getting into trouble with Papa Vesemir for wearing out their human in @brighteyedjill‘s fic for @witcherbigbang. Read the whole thing right here! x

[kerasines]

THE WITCHER 3: EXTREME RAREPAIR EDITION (1/12)

Geralt/Leshen — At the heart of the forest lies a secret. In a place born of darkness and primeval nature, resides a mighty and terrifying guardian, fierce, and cunning, and capable of ancient magic… Of course, Geralt will go and find a way to come to a mutually beneficial agreement.

(Made with Storyboard UI)

[greenbirdxxx]

I made something disgusting.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25751644

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[stfustucky]

A New Drink, Honey-Sweet by Greenbird

49,000 words, complete Rated E, Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

“They had been told, as young witchers, that the burden of their secondary sex had been relieved by the Trial of Grasses. The mutations took away the change that would come as humans hit adulthood, and they would be without a subsex. Witchers were men, and men alone. They were not given the added burden of being an alpha, or an omega, or a beta. They were free from that particular form of madness.“

Jaskier is hired to be a heat companion for an omega widow, and Geralt is hired alongside him to play bodyguard. Unfortunately, being so close to the chaos that is human mating cycles, Geralt begins to suffer strange symptoms of his own.

Trust Jaskier to take care of it. He’s a professional, after all.

[greenbirdxxx]

The longest fic I ever wrote, for darling Charlie. And this beautiful piece I get in return? Love it.

[reapersun]

Support me on Patreon! => Reapersun@Patreon

Tryin out some Destiel :33 I don’t really watch the show anymore but I have a super soft spot for those two hehe~