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@greendrapple
I’ve made this fanart based on “Hashtag Yoonmin Is Real”, a ff by JINius I Am on Wattpad.
I haven’t found the author profile on socials, but if you are reading please let me know, I will follow you everywhereeeeeeeee
Her ff is the best, like I’VE FREAKED OUT SO MUCH AND YOU ALL MUST READ IT HERE https://www.wattpad.com/story/62184409-hashtag-yoonmin-is-real
harry and draco wouldn’t even realize they were being romantic half the time
they’d still be bitching and snapping at each other and ron would walk in and be like
omg harry wots malfoy doing in your lap
and harry would be like oh
idk he just decided to sit there
and draco would mutter some slur about poor people
I am so here for this
idk he just decided to sit there
Canon as hell, fight me.
I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
Judging from the context of the chapter…
We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)
But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.
Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character
Right now here in my country, it’s currently September 2 10:37 am. I’m commemorating it in the most serious way possible. Believe me.
yule ball - just imagine…
Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr
Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.
two men kissing is not inappropriate. two men kissing is not sinful. two men kissing is not wrong. stop sending the same message to young gay kids that their homophobic parents send them. stop regurgitating homophobic rhetoric as wacky tumblr slang. stop telling us we are wrong for loving men. stop telling us we are sinners for having sex with men. we’re not wrong. the fact that people think it’s cute and quirky to call two fictional men kissing sinful is horrific, and every single one of you who continues to do it should be deeply, deeply ashamed of yourselves.
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?
Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”
“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”
Yeah.
tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.
holy fuck
There’s nothing more heartbreaking than an incomplete fanfic.
*a cockroach appears*
me:
So let me get this right… On the Klaine anniversary (20th Feb), Darren steps out wearing his green ring (perhaps the Klainiest of his rings) AND Chris IG likes a pic of two guys (one of which is the manager to Katy Perry, I believe) with a farm backdrop with a text “wedding is amazing”… It’s all purely a coindicent, I’m sure. ;)
It’s because the ship sails, hon.
Interviewer: So when you go down to the cricket ground you must be like a kid in a sweet shop meeting them all (the cricket players)
Tom: It is a bit like that. Especially with Dan. Obviously they are more attracted to us as a couple, so…
-Everyone laughs.-
Interviewer: Harry and Draco, the rumors are starting.
Tom: Wait, that came across wrong, can we do that again?
Interviewer: We’re live, unfortunately.
Tom: It’s live?! Oh, lordy…
me: i’m gonna pull an all nighter tonight
person: i feel ya what are you studying for?
me: who said i was studying?
me:
totally sums up my life
DanRad is an international treasure.
Father and son. FOREVER.
My life is complete.
tumblr hiatus
im gonna go get some water from the kitchen and ill be back in 3 minutes. i hope you all do alright while im gone
Hi I’m a piece of shit welcome to my blog
Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
I think it’s incredibly important to express when you love someone. Tell your parents if you love them. Tell your friend who helped you through every bad break up since you were 14. Tell your fat cat. Tell them.
