Officially Lost In The Sauce

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[junkalopes]

[sweatinglikeahookerinchurch]

[butttchester-deactivated2015073]

joe you ain’t SHIT

[novo-cane-deactivated20120722]

my childhood was ruined at this precise moment 

[aihsenatelocin-deactivated20190]

;(

[90skid-com]

[wolfchildrenn]

*makes this noise at you*

[furbearingbrick]

it’s a ptenopus garrulus, aka Common Barking Gecko, which lives in Africa! The video doesn’t show it well, but they have goofy froglike faces!

by sheer coincidence, there’s a completely different kind of gecko endemic to Australia (underwoodisaurus/nephrurus milii ) which is also called the Common Barking Gecko:

[droct0]

So what im getting from all this informarion is…. two of them…

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[fawnvelveteen]

1938

[kim-kartrashcan]

the amount of love emanating from that simple “our michael” is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart

[kf1n3]

found some cute animal pics and wanted to paint them

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle

[macmanx]

[funnytwittertweets]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[mayothompson]

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

[funnytwittertweets]

[forever90s]