Jess

My account is just a mess of random shit 🤷‍♀️

[greeneyesthiccthighs]

“Cause you’re good looking, and you’re sweet, and you’re damaged- so you’re obviously my type”

[greeneyesthiccthighs]

Note to self: you’re not his girlfriend, don’t trip

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

Bless you, MusicalHoe.

[greyscalesound]

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

[greeneyesthiccthighs]

Always a repost

[prettyvixenavenue]

[aquarianoccultist]

Somebody finally put this into words

[geauxfvck]

[thebarricadebabe]

Hozier songs are like a kiss on the forehead while having a picnic in a forest at sunset or having really sacrilegious sex in a cathedral at midnight. There is no in between.

[michichans]

non-lip kisses are my absolute favorite. absentmindedly kissing the back of someone’s palm as you hold hands. chaste forehead kisses and brushes against their cheek. silly boops on the nose. kissing fluttering eyelashes. neck kisses that barely touch skin but are no less passionate. kisses on collar bones or exposed tummies. sloppy kisses at the corners of someone’s mouth. kissing each and every fingertip with a delicate touch.

[greeneyesthiccthighs]

What a mood 😍

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[hazelmayequine]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

Bless you, MusicalHoe.

[greyscalesound]

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

[soularbuds]

wish i was snuggling not struggling

[greeneyesthiccthighs]

Fucking mood

[musiqxlove-blog]

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

[musiqxlove-blog]

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Hey op?

BEST POST ON TUMBLR

[fluidityandgiggles]

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

[pocmemes]

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[greeneyesthiccthighs]

A note to self