Mint, The Jazz Bird

Heya, I'm a jazz musician from CA. Hopefully, I will be a professor of music someday. they/them | Mexican | 22

[dicklessthewonderclown]

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

[enki2]

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[pigeonculttt]

The Trans Agenda is to Keep My F*cking Friends Alive — sol rios

published as part of the Citizen Trans* {Project} by New Words Press

[irl-loading-screens]

[dialogic]

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

[apricops]

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

[vzm]

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

[sashaforthewin]

And this is how I get my driver's license?

[agnesmontague]

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

[discar]

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

[agnesmontague]

this one’s my favorite actually

[rylandgraces]

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

[escuerzoresucitado]

[theconcealedweapon]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[catchymemes]

[aukkenopsia]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[foone]

Future trans problems: SpaceDiscord puts a symbol next to your name to indicate which planet you're on.

So you, a trans girl on Mars, get this symbol:

♂

Which is more than a little confusing!