Random reblogging

Been here longer than I can remember. Enjoy looking at my brainrots!

[nyhti]

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Glaubst du die Koalition weiß, dass sie Friedrich einfach ersetzen können? Wissen unsere Bundespolitiker vom Artikel 67 des Grundgesetzes?

Die CDU hat ihn ja nur Kanzlerin werden lassen wegen seines jahrelangen Psychoterrors. Vielleicht haben sie jetzt zu viel Angst davor, dass er komplett abdreht, wenn sie ihn absetzen.

Wer auch immer sein Nachfolger wird - eines nachts kommt sie/er nach hause und da lauert Fritz in Dunkeln, American Psycho Style -

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ein Gespenst geht um auf den Fluren des Bundestags

[sometimesijustdoart-deactivated]

“ BOO ! ” 🎃

[creature-lala]

Te deseo, cariño<3

[disaster-magnet]

Theres currently some crows nesting on the building opposite us, and they still remember that we used to put out bird food years ago (had to stop because of too many neighbour complaints of loud jackdaws in the garden), and have managed to work out that they need a sneaky way to get food without alerting all the other birds.

This has had the consequence of me having to inform my flatmate that if he hears a polite knock at the kitchen window he needs to feed the crows or they WILL start trying to steal our cookbooks.

[disaster-magnet]

I wonder who could have done this. Surely not an innocent lil fella like this one

[majordemonblockpartyy]

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[gambitgambino]

I did some changes to the fit of my riddler cause I thought his coat felt a little too generic (this checker pattern will definitely not come bite me in the ass later)

[morphogenetic]

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[skellydun]

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

[wildspringday]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.