TFW

[greensock-person]

TFW #37

TFW you hear the familiar sound of Danny Sexbangs voice in your car and FUCKING PANIC because you think you left your Bluetooth on and now an NSP song is playing but it turns out your parents downloaded the Under the Covers album because they like that kind of music.

[greensock-person]

TFW #36

TFW you see “intimate apparel” and you go to see what’s so “intimate” about it and it’s just shoes and you’re severely disappointed

[greensock-person]

TFW #35

TFW your stomach feels quite odd. Is this what they call... Hunger? Or do you have a rare, previously undiscovered disease that makes you feel mild discomfort in your stomach that gradually builds over time and will kill you in several months???

[greensock-person]

TFW #34

TFW you have done all your homework by 6:30 and all you have left is math. It would be SO easy to do it. You wouldn’t have to procrastinate. But do you want to do it? No. No you do not. So what do you do? Not math homework.

[greensock-person]

UH HOW DID U NOT MENTION EVERYBODY CALLS HIM KIRBY? Smh. 

[greensock-person]

TFW #34

TFW you have done all your homework by 6:30 and all you have left is math. It would be SO easy to do it. You wouldn't have to procrastinate. But do you want to do it? No. No you do not. So what do you do? Not math homework.

[greensock-person]

TFW #33

TFW ur parents won't let u get the new Zelda game until u Finish ur project

[greensock-person]

TFW #32

TFW you see a post and you want to hit like… But it has just the right amount of notes. Divisible by five. Ends in a zero. Adds up to thirteen. And you just… Can’t… Click it.

[greensock-person]

TFW# 31

TFW ur friends makes you think about angst teen batman

[greensock-person]

TFW #30

TFW you're a 14 y/o watching Batman and Superman Adventures and Batman had been hot with the fear gas so he's being so melodic he might possibly be able to rival Macbeth. "No... You are NOT my father, I am NOT the disgrace, I am VENGEANCE, I am THE NIGHT, I. AM. BATMAN!" And tbh your just sitting there thinking, wow, think of those teen years.

[greensock-person]

TFW #29

TFW u find out ur friendo is sick

[greensock-person]

TFW #28

TFW you’re having a good day and everything is fine for a while… You go hiking. You eat custard. Then you get home, and suddenly you’re coughing and sneezing left and right. You spend the rest of the day on front of the television. Then you browse Tumblr and your mom reaches for your water glass. “Don’t touch that,” you say. “I’m sick."

[greensock-person]

TFW #27

TFW you drink tea from a straw so you don't have to stop drawing and feel your life spiraling out of control

[greensock-person]

TFW #26

TFW you don't know if "TFW" stands for "THE feeling when" or "THAT feeling when" and you run a blog called TFW. Perhaps you should have checked. Too late to turn back now.

[greensock-person]

TFW #25

TFW you look at a person you think you know when crossing the street and then you just keep staring because you’re trying to place their face. Then they start staring back. You’re crossing the street just a few more steps and you’ll never see them again. You are now engaged in a starting contest with a stranger. And…

You’ve passed them. It’s over. But what if you see them again…?

[greensock-person]

TFW #24

TFW every time we touch, I get this feeling.

[greensock-person]

TFW #23

TFW you get a call and you think it’s your friend but it really isn’t.  All you hear is vague murmuring.  That’s probably a woman’s voice... Is this person in a crowded room? Did they want something? The uncomfortable murmuring goes on for a few more seconds until they hang up.  You don’t know a single word of what they said.  You don’t even know if you were speaking the same language.

[greensock-person]

TFW #22

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