Imagine being that couple that breaks the bed during... y'know🥴 pt.2
A/N: Hey Y’all, I’m back at it again with the back at it again lmaooo Part 2 is here and I hope y’all like it…. This one is a little bit more vulgar (Characters are aged up 18+) Here’s PT. 1 for those who haven’t/or want to read it. And thank you guys so much for OVER 1K NOTES ON THE FIRST ONE. I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS GONE GO OFF LIKE THAT 🥺. AND I’M GLAD I MADE Y’ALL LAUGH AND FEEL THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT LOL
On your way there, you wonder if his honesty is going to be the result of another flustered mess that you can’t see your way out of
You get to the store, and immediately everyone greets you; your face is welcoming, but on the inside, your grieving.
Kiri goes up to a clerk focusing on curtains and asks where to find a bed frame.
Willing to help, they show you where to acquire them. Kiri asks about different sets doing his best to seek out more superb quality. The clerk is understanding, looking to please their current customer, informing that they have more in the back.
He’s grateful, and playfully the clerk asks why y'all need a new bed frame, and Kiri says,
“She called me “Big Daddy Riot,” and I snapped, and now we’re here.”
So straight to the point, the clerk blankly stares at you, but you hide your face not to make eye contact.
“A-anyway, whatever sturdy frame you have is fine, no matter the cost,” pulling out his wallet, he says, “I’m ready to pay.”
Now you should be embarrassed but now… You’re kinda turned on. He was so serious about taking care of this that calling him big daddy was totally worth it.
No matter the purchase, he’s very thorough with his expectations, the manly way.
And there’s just something so manly about a man pulling out his wallet with that “I’m willing to pay” attitude. Whether it’s his tone, the way he grips his wallet, imagining it’s you being gripped like that (again)…🤤
You smile awkwardly to the clerk, “Give us your best, please?”
And so they do, not only with a complimentary warranty that you can renew anytime but with WATERPROOF SHEETS.
Heading back to the car, Kiri packs everything in the trunk and backseat, then comes to your side of the car. You get in saying, “Well, that wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.”
“Well, don’t speak too soon, Princess. They just gave us some high-quality merchandise, but we don’t know how long it’ll last.” Pulling out of the parking lot, he looks at you with a quick wink, “I mean, not everything can be unbreakable like me, right babe?”
It’s definitely your fault, and he’s gonna remind you all the way there.
Getting in the store, it’s not your first time there, so you already know where to find the frames.
Only you care that it matches the rest of the bedroom’s aesthetic, which could make the process harder.
Denki teases you, saying that it doesn’t matter and that you should just choose a bed frame so that y'all can go the fuck home.
A clerk nearby sees y'all having a hard time, offering to help.
You tell them that you need a bed frame that fits your eccentric bedroom. They understand and go through the ones that you’ve already seen.
You say that you need something more robust than what’s been displayed.
They nod, telling you they have the perfect set, disappearing to the back. They come back, and the set is perfect, but Denki is a skeptic.
“Hold on, babe, I’ll handle this” He inspects the box looking at the weight of it, leaving no word on the damn box unread. He finishes and says, “Sorry, just had to make sure, wouldn’t want a part 2 of Pew Pew now, would we?”
Your eyes dart to him, the clerk is confused, “What’s Pew Pew?”
Imitating a prince-charming tone, he says, “The weakness my true love bestows upon me it is strong and keeps me on edge.”
The clerk waits for you to explain, but you say nothing.
Breaking out of character, he says, “Basically, she got on top of me and wanted to spell out my name, resulting in…… yeah.”
He shows a photo, and your stomach drops to your ass, “WHEN DID YOU TAKE THOSE?????”
“When your fine ass was taking a shower, you’re crazy if you thought I would keep this to myself!”
Y’all get the set, and buy more towels and get complimentary candles. You put Denki on WAP suspension too 😔 , lmao.
No offense but y'all a goofy-ass couple lmao
Y'all just be doing anything in the bedroom and now y'all at the store looking GOOFY-HYUCK
“Well, it started with how high could she jump onto me, and it resulted in a WWE match….”
Sero showed pictures of the private handy work that led you two to go shopping for something more sturdy…
Why the fuck does the room look like discount Cirque Du Soleil? His tape is all over the fucking ceiling, on the floor, and most importantly the bed frame because you dizzy, one brain cell together having asses tried taping the bed back together just to keep on fucking
Resulting in the frame FALLING TO SHREDS
The clerk has never seen no chaotic shit like this in their life!
It is so fucking bad they have to use EYE DROPS, just to confirm WTF they’re looking at
“I know it looks bad, but at least we’re not hurt” He smiles so earnest it’s almost as you weren’t sexually destructive beings.
The clerk disappeared, coming back after 10 minutes with 3 other clerks as they carried a set filled with steel, metal chains, and high-quality leather.
The clerk said, “This is a one of a kind set; if you manage to break it, we will personally build you a steel cage so that your wrestling match can continue.”
Sero looks at you, excited, “Wow, Babe, let’s buy it.”
Y’all buy the bed set and get a lifetime coupon of high-quality sex toys sent to your home, and of course, y’all try the shit out without thinking of the aftermath.
Back at square one, and the clerks are scared of y’all now
Already at the store and Shinsou is doing all the talking to the clerk~
“I told her to go to sleep; she defied me, so I had to punish her…” Realizing he said it out loud, he looked at your face.
If only you could Thanos yourself
The clerk looked slightly uncomfortable, “Well, from what you are describing, I don’t know how that would result in breaking the bed.”
“Well, my Kitten is a little disobedient and needs many forms of… persuasion.”
Putting his hand on your shoulder, he showed his wicked smirk.
I mean, was he wrong? He wouldn’t even let you do the talking. If you spoke out, he would turn up the vibrator attached to your clit.
That was the challenge he placed on you before y’all left the house, and you willingly obliged until he told you his condition. Now he had total power to switch the narrative like it wasn’t him waking you up in the middle of the night after coming back from a long day of heroism.
The clerk squinted at you with a worried/ suspicious look… “O-okay, give me a moment.”
They come back out with an exclusive set that was just imported overseas. The box images make it look so beautiful and regal; you’re shocked, wanting to tell him how much you love it but don’t wanna say.
Knowing Shinsou, it’s a trap to punish you.
“Wow, that’s beautiful. We’ll take it.”
Sometimes his dominant side pisses you off, but it’s clearly a turn on, you want to mouth off, but you nod instead.
Shinsou pays for the bed frame along with some pillows, and the clerk offers complimentary essential oils that you can come back and get free refills.
Heading to the car, Shinsou sweetly asks, “Now that we have reinforcements, are you ready to go again, Kitten?”
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