this is so stUpid.

MY SISTER IS A MORON. no, yoU're the fUcking idiot. SHADDuP. ((bloodswapped cherubs RP blog! calliope is very misandrist, caliborn is a cult leader. for more info, go to greentimeredspace.tumblr.com/about have fun.))

[greentimeredspace-blog]

WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE SHE APPRECIATES WHAT I'VE DONE FOR HER!

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

((Just so everyone knows, Valentine, aka greentimeredspace, is grounded for dumb parent reasons, so they’ll be gone til Friday :( ))

[greentimeredspace-blog]

((if u were wondering why I was gone.

let's just pick back up with Caliborn and pretend no time whatsoever has passed, ok?))

[greentimeredspace-blog]

seems like a certain someone has some baggage she's not admitting to~!

[skullmonsters-blog]

greentimeredspace replied to your post:I’D SAY SOMETHING, BuT REALLY, THEY BOTH DESERVE…

the only disaster will be when i dance on the wreckage of his rUined heart. stop vagUeblogging.

HOO, I DON’T THINK HE HAS ANY HEART LEFT, DEAR. 

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY, AS, ONCE AGAIN, YOu HAVE FAILED TO MEET THE REQuIREMENTS FOR COMMuNICATION WITH ME. SORRY, LOVE! 

[greentimeredspace-blog]

then i'll probably have all the more fUn playing with him. please, don't worry aboUt me, i can take care of myself ~^u

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Excellent! How do you feel about dining on ambrosia on a dying star?

[greentimeredspace-blog]

soUnds very... fiery.

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Can’t take a joke. Hmm. No matter, a quality I’m used to. Regardless, I do think if you give me a chance you might find I can provide *something* you might enjoy.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

please stop the innUendos.

wait, fUck the “please.” i command yoU to stop the innUendos.

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Huh. I wasn’t actually intending any of those innuendos. But please, let me just invite you to dinner. I promise it will be lovely and you’ll enjoy it, swear on my dark, grim soul.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

why are yoU even pUtting this mUch effort into this?

whatever. i'll hUmor yoU, even if only to take dark pleasUre in yoUr emotional agony as i sit stonefaced across the table, refUsing to say a single word.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

i assUre yoU, i am the sane one oUt of Us.

[condescendingcalembour-deactiva]

iunno if thats saying much at all since you already painted a craysea pic of yourself in a light that dont look too flattering

im almost inclined to believe you cos why not

i seen a lotta stuff in my nights

but guess im gonna actually haveta meet the dude if im gonna believe completely

how bad could he be?

[greentimeredspace-blog]

hahahahahaha

come online tomorrow and yoU shall see for yoUrself how mUch yoU will regret those words.

[smallestenglishmuffin-blog]

greentimeredspace started following you

Hello there! Uh…sir? Madam? Hmm, hard to tell over text. Anywho, very nice to meet you! I hope the feeling is mutual.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

madam.

i cannot say if the feeling is mUtUal or not, seeing as i only followed yoU in an aUtomatic reflex regarding having messages pop Up on my dash. most people aroUnd here are idiots, so don’t do making any assUmptions.

[smallestenglishmuffin-blog]

Ah, nice to meet you then madam! My name is Jake, a pleasure to make your acquitance.

I, uh… will try to not establish myself as an idiot? I certainly would like to not have you think of me that lowly, at least. I will try to make a good first impression.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

at least yoU're polite, and appropriately sUbserviant.

more than i can say for most of these arsewads.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

becaUse if i spoke my trUe name, my brother woUld get irritated, and he’s a fUcking pain in my ass when he’s irritated.

yoU try living with someone who calls yoU the actUal literal embodiment of satan when he’s poUting.

[condescendingcalembour-deactiva]

great

so i bassically have someone whos lost their flippin pan following me

[greentimeredspace-blog]

i assUre yoU, i am the sane one oUt of Us.

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Can’t take a joke. Hmm. No matter, a quality I’m used to. Regardless, I do think if you give me a chance you might find I can provide *something* you might enjoy.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

please stop the innUendos.

wait, fUck the "please." i command yoU to stop the innUendos.

[cute-thangsss]

Dragon Ear Cuff

Claw Ear Cuff

Star Ear Cuffs

Lightning Ear Cuffs

[greentimeredspace-blog]

right. becaUse “meenah” soUnds like a very real name. so Utterly realistic.

anyway, that woUld be becaUse it is made Up. or at least foUnd in some random-ass dictionary. it means shadow. i rather liked the way it soUnded.

but no matter, the point is, only those proven trUly worthy will ever know my trUe name.

[condescendingcalembour-deactiva]

OY my name is the coolest

i dont even know what it means but who cares?

only nerds make up names for themshellves

why you even using some dumb made up name anyway

[greentimeredspace-blog]

becaUse if i spoke my trUe name, my brother woUld get irritated, and he's a fUcking pain in my ass when he's irritated.

yoU try living with someone who calls yoU the actUal literal embodiment of satan when he's poUting.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

gentlemanlyulterior replied to your post:#you would look very good in this oUt, foUl demon!…

Fuufuufuu~! You flatter me dear, you really do~.

i assUre yoU, that is not my intention.

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Too bad then, your honeyed words have seduced me.

Oh what ever shall I do, having succumbed to your siren call? Fuufuufuu~

[greentimeredspace-blog]

writhe in sexUal frUstration for the rest of yoUr life.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

Umbra.

who’s even yoU?

[condescendingcalembour-deactiva]

the coolest ghostly troll to exist

aka meenah peixes

umbra sounds shells of made up btw

[greentimeredspace-blog]

right. becaUse "meenah" soUnds like a very real name. so Utterly realistic.

anyway, that woUld be becaUse it is made Up. or at least foUnd in some random-ass dictionary. it means shadow. i rather liked the way it soUnded.

but no matter, the point is, only those proven trUly worthy will ever know my trUe name.

[condescendingcalembour-deactiva]

greentimeredspace started following you

whos even you?

[greentimeredspace-blog]

Umbra.

who's even yoU?

[greentimeredspace-blog]

gentlemanlyulterior replied to your post:#you would look very good in this oUt, foUl demon!...

Fuufuufuu~! You flatter me dear, you really do~.

i assUre yoU, that is not my intention.

[greentimeredspace-blog]

#you would look very good in this

 oUt, foUl demon! the power of christ compels yoU!