"why does my cousin call you babygirl"

succession sideblog. businessman sidebar, even. tomgreg enjoyer and tabitha maidofhonour truther

[greg-sprinkles]

here's the greg edit as promised <3

[kinavu]

[kinavu]

Perfectly encapsulates how love is the currency in succession

[kinavu]

Very interesting that ewan calls it a hearth but shiv calls it the sun. Your father built you a playground and you thought it was the whole world. Your father let you feel the warmth of his hearth and you thought it was the sun.

[girljeremystrong]

me and the mutuals after the finale airs

[bisexualnaomipierce]

kendall went from “i don’t think i’m a very good father” to “i want custody” in one day. the most delusional man to ever exist

[fridgebride]

fuck the oscars fuck the emmys..acting your heart out and getting nearly immediately turned into a reaction gif on twitter should literally be the highlight of an actor’s career.

[fridgebride]

[shivjoys]

succession over forever in just four days....

[greg-sprinkles]

Guys I'm not gonna lie I can no longer stand Greg Hirsch even a little bit like he's silly when he's w Tom but the ice he's on is so thin he's already developed hypothermia. Anyways. I don't like my url that much anymore 😔 any blog name suggestions, fellas?

[loustatdivorce]

'he made me and my three siblings' a big win for connor

[brookheimer]

everyone’s sooo scared that kendall or roman or whoever are gonna kill themselves but what about me when tabitha doesn’t show up this season. what about me

[yunabot]

who’s ready for #CONNORSWEEP

[taohun]

do you see it do you hear what i’m saying are you getting it 

[tangerinesunbeam]

PERFECT IT’S PERFECT

[cilly-murphy]

SUCCESSION “4x01” + text posts

[finalgirlbrainrot]

they're fucking

[thenightblogsuccessioneth]

‘so can you imagine tom and greg like sharing a mini capsule together?’ 

well i can now nick, thanks (x)

[greg-sprinkles]

and, my favorite tag

[piratekinganya]

When the Matsson deal falls through and the siblings don’t have the ten billion dollars to buy Pierce unless they can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen.

[greg-sprinkles]

[coldopenadhddadjoke]

Greg: oh noes, my buddy Tom is sad over his failing marriage

Greg: time to cheer him up by describing in detail all the pussy I've been crushing

"is this tomgreg dynanmic straight, or is it queer?" do not succumb to the false dichotomy. it is both at once. the homosocial is intrisincially homoerotic.

breathlessly telling your broski about all the puss you've been smashing is a time-tested ritual of straight-identifying men. does that mean it is devoid of titilation? don't be obtuse. it's a form of sexual intimacy that flies under the radar of homophobic disapprobation.

see the artistic exploration of the principle in The Lonely Island's audiovisual thesis Spring Break Anthem