I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity
it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”
you’ll never be free
@soloveitchik
THE CHEESEBURGER SONG WAS A METAPHOR FOR WHAT??????
Oh dear you didn’t know that? Everytime I think of it I laugh so hard
But... then he can't wait and goes to that whore, Denny's...

















