exhibiting gremlin behaviors

he/him — an absolute rat of a person

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[furryprovocateur]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[vajracchedika]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[suncaptor]

can we please turn pride into a protest to support lgbt+ ghanaians genuinely. like they are not forgotten or invisible no matter what the bill does.

People ‘panicking’ as Ghana passes sweeping law criminalising LGBTQ+ activity

Community groups say some fear they could lose homes, jobs and access to healthcare if the new law is ratified by President John Dramani Mah

Ghana: Reject The Anti-Lgbt+ Bill!

Ghana's Parliament just passed its anti-LGBT+ bill – rushing it through before a foreign-funded anti-rights conference. But the President ca

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Rent should neverever ver be more than a thousand dollars what the hell like a thousand dollars just to be in a building for a month fuck you seriously oh my god

[hylianengineer]

There is one very important thing I need people without major dietary restrictions to understand: the distress caused by allergies, celiac disease, and other food restrictions is largely not about the food.

Do I miss some foods I can't eat anymore without getting sick? Sure, but that's not what really bothers me. What bothers me is being excluded from a huge portion of human social life of which food is a crucial component. What bothers me is the stress and social stigma of trying to figure out what I can safely eat. What bothers me is the amount of extra work and cost that is required of me to identify, obtain, and prepare safe foods. What bothers me is people treating my needs like a nuisance, as though I chose to be like this - as though their brief inconvenience to check an ingredients list is unreasonable, when I deal with this every day of my life forever.

I don't miss the food that much. I miss not having to worry about what I eat. I miss freedom. I miss when trying new foods and new restaurants was fun instead of a minefield. I miss not having to plan my entire life around the need for safe foods.

Food is such a basic human need, and a lot of people don't really need to think about it. When your danger foods can be anywhere and everywhere, suddenly your entire life revolves around avoiding them, and it massively sucks. You get used to it and it's not a big deal most of the time, but then you go to a new restaurant, or your office has a potluck, or you've been invited to a party and suddenly it feels just as miserable and exhausting as it ever has.

[exitwound]

We have to do something about the distances

[wizardshark]

Rage baiting my evil advisor with a tungsten cube part 43

[tittled]

this is an attack

[homolust]

This is love and care and I hope everyone has a friend like this

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[summertimeclothes-deactivated20]

fuck my life bro i just stuttered in front of a milf

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I had a nightmare last night that some guy just....approached me with a super fancy knife and stabbed me with it. I remember thinking what a cool knife it was....maybe by all rights a dagger, but mostly that I was getting stabbed which was not ideal.

I wrestled the knife from him and killed him, and he seemed relieved which was......not good. I thought hm. Okay. I need to call the police or something.

But then all of my stab wounds started to heal and I thought. Hm. That’s not good. This is definitely a cursed dagger. What do I do with this thing.

I took it home with me.

I tried to go about my week with as much normalcy as I could. I went to work and to class with the Cursed Dagger TM in my backpack and a slow but steadily creeping panic attack about the whole thing.

And then after a few days of that, some woman showed up at my house. She also had a Cool Knife, which was immediately obviously bad news.

She attacked me and stabbed me multiple times, which was decidedly a bad experience, and then I got a hold of my own Cursed Dagger and got her back.

But this time, after she died, she got back up while my wounds healed,

And she thanked me.

And she told me that she was one of seven people I’d have to kill. That she had been possessing her current body and the body needed to die by the hand of my Cursed Dagger so that she could take it over for good.

She told me I was supposed to somehow trigger the apocalypse, and that six others would come to fight and then serve me in the same way she had and would.

I was like wow this is TERRIBLE news!!!

I could tell she sort of....worshipped me for some reason, but I also knew I couldn’t make the call to Not trigger the apocalypse or whatever because she would turn on me.

Throughout the dream three more people showed up and predictably stabbed me a lot.

Every time I got one of them, a tally mark appeared on my collarbone.

In the midst of it all, I drove us all to Taco Bell and they said they were out of chalupas.

It was the most devastating news I’d gotten all week.

I’d been stabbed at least eleven times that hour and they couldn’t even give me a chalupa.

Typical.

[colossalsquidz]

This needs to be a book honestly

[foreveriallyzombified]

i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

[foreveriallyzombified]

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk