That Grim Spirit

Just one creature versus his annoying neighbors

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Signing Off

I am bleeding. A lot. Probably would’ve been a good idea to have gotten a first aid kit at some point. Considering how hard it is to type with only one arm and that I’m losing a ton of blood, I think this will be my last post for a while. Now that I think about it, going after the Danes and Geats like I did may not have been my smartest decision. Yeah, the Danes were disrespectful to me, but I should have expected one day that they would find someone to avenge their fallen friends. Well, can’t change anything now. 

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Ever wonder what’s it like to lose a limb?

It’s not fun just to put that out there. Despite my initial fear of Beowulf, I thought things were going well when I realized all the Geats’ swords couldn’t hurt me. I could handle that. Then, all of a sudden, Beowulf RIPPED MY ARM OFF. Even more shocking is the fact that he let me run off as I spewed blood from my wound. Hopefully, I can make it back in time to make it back to my old house cause I’m feeling a little dizzy. 

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I’ve made a mistake...

Turns out Beowulf is pretty strong after all. He was fake sleeping the entire time I was eating that Geat up and was waiting for me to attack him and I fell right into his trap when he grabbed my arm. Before, I wasn’t afraid of the Danes because they were no match for me, but Beowulf is really scary actually now that I know how powerful he is. 

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Goodbye Geats!

Can you guys believe that these men fell asleep? They should’ve expected me to show up peeved. And they basically are doing my job for me. I mean, they are all just lying in the hall waiting to be devoured. I think I’m gonna gobble up the first one I see, skin and bones and all, before going after that Beowulf. 

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Intruder Alert

I leave for the weekend to go visit my mother and next thing you know my Ring alarm is being tripped. Guess who I see on the camera but that oaf Beowulf and his men just laying about. The audacity! The man doesn’t even have a weapon on him. Something about being on the same level as me. We’ll see about that in a bit.

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Beowulf, who?

When I was busy attacking all the Danes (men, women, and even children), Hrothgar and his council tried to convince me to stop through offers of friendship and money. Too little, too late if you ask me. I thought I had heard the last of them when they left but now I hear of this Geat named Beowulf who’s come to kick me out. We’ll see about that. 

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I’m back!

Almost forgot about this blog. Well, in the time that I last posted, I’ve driven every Dane out of Heorot and made it my own personal home. Pretty sweet digs if I do say so myself. Life is sweet. 

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Going back for more

So, I decided last night wasn’t enough and went back to terrorize the Danes some more. Just to really drive the point home that I’m not someone to mess with. 

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It’s quiet and I’m rich!

So, I may have gone a bit overboard and gone feral when attacking the Danes at Heort and killed like 30 of them. Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. However, on the bright side, I grabbed a bunch of jewels and other treasures so I’m living the good life right now. Hopefully, the Danes learned their lesson. 

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Update: I did it.

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I’m about to snap

These people are terrors. My letter was ignored and even worse is that the partying and music have gotten even louder since then. I called my mother and she said I should give them a taste of their own medicine and that she has my back if anything happens because their presence is becoming quite threatening to me. I’m conflicted though. I don’t know if fighting them is worth it. Should I do it?

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Gonna slip this in their mailbox at night and see if this scares them a bit. 

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I have spent the last week listening to the absolute worst music I have ever heard in my life. I can’t sleep. They’re partying at all times like it’s their job. I am going crazy. I don’t know how much longer I can take this. 

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Well there goes the neighborhood...

Someone call HGTV because that is one ugly hall. And what kind of name is “Heorot” anyway? I can only hope and pray that nothing more goes wrong and ruins this place. 

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The last post did not age well

So, as you know I got some new neighbors the other day. And while I hoped to live somewhat in peace with them, I don’t know if that’s gonna work out. For one, they are building a HUGE hall. No way that monstrosity is legal by building codes. Two, I tried to wave to one of them and they completely ignored me. Now, they may have not seen me but I swore they whispered under their breath something about Cain. Listen, I am not responsible for what my ancestor did.