[deathandmysticism]

Ridpath’s history of the world, 1897

[1010ll]

[rhubarbes]

[spector]

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant? a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[goobra]

[adhighdefinition]

[hoaxvault]

[narrie]

BUT THIS ONE GON’ LAST CAUSE HER NAME IS ARI!!!!!! 

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[wombshaker]

10% off isn’t even a sale, fuck outta here

[gwennovynne]

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

[thefullestco]

[versacemom]

Me when I get to see some strangers fighting at Applebee’s.

[meanplastic]

A Star is Born - 2018

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[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[ivsaur]