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Isabelle - 28 - she/her

[cromerholt]

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

[june-egbert-official]

i bet you feel real stupid now

[cargopantsman]

[saganssorcery]

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Artwork: 🎨StephaSketch 🔥🖌️ on Etsy ✨

[moon111111]

[miamaimania]

Journey into the Surreal: Virgil Finlay’s Illustration for ‘Famous Fantastic Mysteries’, 1943

[sonoiltuopeggiorincubo]

tiramisu is a love language

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[slightlyoffaxis]

muybridge horse, manual typewriter

[espresso-howell]

saw an owl slide on this building yesterday

[tennesseewillams]

women love when there’s a woman

[c4zer]

oh ok

[exercicedestyle]

Janusz Stanny

[dogshitdotnet]

how do we get the kids to talk like this

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household