San Diego Beach - September 25, 1890

Are you talking to my ass? Because I can't hear anything out of my ass!

[hungwy]

Text message from a phisher pretending to be USPS departed with warm sentiment

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[h0wait0]

[kyuriekiri-deactivated20241217]

An illustration for @thighsofp 's amazing fic "We two". Loved it!

Read it here , or check out the original post with all the tags ( but don't be fooled by the description :) Oh right, the fic's rating is explicit, you've been warned.

I really enjoyed working on this piece. I tried to carefully place every detail.. just to be left with all this empty space in the middle. Oh well! And that's how this happened (looks ominous but so cliché) :

Anyway, I hope you like it!

[yajko]

tis the season~

[nylilcosmos]

Puppet ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[evilwizard]

say no more

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[everydaylouie]

chibi robo <3

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[grundoonmgnx]

Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022

Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm

[shopwitchvamp]

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

[skittynation]

you need to dedicate your life to things that are obscure and unimportant. and bad. and wholly uninteresting. and worth nothing of value. so you can drive everyone insane forever. and you can’t kill yourself. i ❤️ abysmal dogshit

[orcboxer]

jigsaw got me hooked up to some buuullshiiitttt

[morphogenetic]

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

[zukosadvisor]

[gaytanic-panic]