Reek It Rhymes With Freak

Reek (Theon Greyjoy) rp ask blog Talk to my Reek if you like

[greyjoyasks]

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎

blog run by your least favourite reekcel @nerivlyrn

I get sent multiple asks about my reek obsession like every day so I am heavily, heavily encouraging more thank you

Send in whatever you like and Theon/Reek will answer :P

I'm not gonna set any rules because it's a Reek blog so please send in freaky and evil things, picture this as Ramsay tying him up and making him go on tumblr, it would happen tbh

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎

[greyjoyasks]

Is Robb alive? Did he ever find the way back to Winterfell? 😢

Nahhh pour one out for the baddest bitch in the north rip

[greyjoyasks]

if the situation in stannis' camp is so boring come to dorne, Im sure you'll be passed around properly down here

Dorne wouldn’t know what to do with a slut like me

[greyjoyasks]

Stannis Baratheon using you as office decoration in his crofter's village setup is so sad because I know for a fact his repressed ass isn't providing you with enriching freaky torture and will just throw you on a grill. That's not sexy. Please find sexier torturous situations as soon as possible, this is very dire.

It is not sexy at all! I’m chained up doing fucking nothing and my stupid sister brings her boy toys in here just to hammer in that she’s daddy’s favourite it’s so fucked up! I should have taken the Black, I bet the Night’s Watch would dispense the sexiest tortures upon me, I’d be getting passed around like I’m back in Winterfell

[greyjoyasks]

Thoughts on Throbb???

I had one (1) good thing in my life and I fucked it up so damn miserably that now I am cursed to spend the rest of this forsaken existence mourning it truly I should have been with him, I should have died with him, he was more than a friend, more than a brother, he haunts my memories, my dreams, my future. I don’t know what I wanted. I thought it was Winterfell or the North, to be one of them, to be Robb’s equal. I wanted to be him as much as I wanted to be loved by him.

Anyway, yeah it’s really fucking hot

What’s your favourite Throbb moment anon?

[greyjoyasks]

consider your boy pussy obliterated

Owie owie it’s so tender now

[greyjoyasks]

I’m going to tickle you until you pee squid boy

Mmmpph please 🥺

I’ll pee wherever you want

[greyjoyasks]

Has ramsay made you free use (please please please)

Very much not, Damon has to ask really nicely before bad touching me

[greyjoyasks]

breeding a new heir to the isles into you

Nooooo I don’t want to get boy preggers!

[greyjoyasks]

I think cat breastfeeding you would have fixed you

I wish

Fuck you Rickon I should have been her baby sucking on her teats

[greyjoyasks]

Go squid boy go squid boy go

Squid boy has been briefly released from the torture basement and wishes to post on tumblr again

[greyjoyasks]

we ALL tickling reek

Mmmmph humping my pillow

[greyjoyasks]

what do you think of the confessions people send to nastygot about you

Some of them are so so so scary to me like even Ramsay might be weirded out but a lot of them are pretty hot even though you all want to bad touch me apparently

This one is my favourite

Everyone is invited to pull up to the Dreadfort and tickle me

[greyjoyasks]

reek are you team bush or team clean shaven

Bush!!!!

I love bush everyone grow out your bush for reek

#bush4reek

[greyjoyasks]

Do u like Splatoon?

I’ve never played it bc Walda hogs the Boltons’ switch all the time playing animal crossing

[greyjoyasks]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

another night in the kennels i guess…

[greyjoyasks]

hello Theon Greyjoy are you bisexual?

does a bear shit in the woods?

uh yeh duh of course i am