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toadbreath

forgor his pants. how embarrassing

herpsandbirds

Sumaco Horned Treefrog (Hemiphractus proboscideus), family Hemiphractidae, Loreto, Peru

photographs by Matt Jeppson

wyldstallyn

whys his whole shit out for everybody to see😕

wyldstallyn

finally some fucking decency

dogshitdotnet

good morning it is now Tubby Friday‼️

danandphilnews

tropesarenotbad

[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:

Muffin disclaimer

So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.

Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.

- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin - She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body - It WILL hurt - She WILL NOT give up - She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth - She is not allowed to eat muffins

You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!

She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not

/end image description]

musicalhell

Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.

bowelfly

cozy chafer beetle

sunflowerbutch

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

other

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

coughloop

calebwittebane

Use A Wooden Spatula Or Similar Utensil To Avoid Damaging the Pan In This Manner Although I Dont Think A Human Did That I Think It May Have Been This Guy