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MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

#I’m rly bad at telling if something is ai so just let me know and I’ll take it down #I try but I’m not very good at noticing details in things h

lookalivealivealive

#my kids would love these #when I say my kids I mean my clients in speech therapy #speech therapy

ijaazat

happy thursday which feels like tuesday

#Seinfeld #tv shows

ouroborosorder

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

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the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

#the rosary takes forever too if he did the regular unshortened version of it #my mom has made me do it with her so many times…… 😑#I think she would like a prayer plant but my dad already has too many plants

wizzardhat

at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

#bg3 #Wyll Ravengard #he’s literally my guy #the first character I romanced #I adore him #and it hurt me so much to kill him in my evil playthrough

seaemberthesecond

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

byjove

“nobody wants to work anymore” WRONG! bosses do not want to pay people appropriately for their labor

#some boomers said while I was cashiering “thanks for coming to work today” and I was like ‘thanks??’

lopkelepke

#cats #meanwhile Gus when I got a haircut was like hey girl! where’s my dinner!#no need to look at the clock and notice it’s two hours earlier than my usual dinner time #don’t u see my empty wet food bowl?#I’m starving 🥺

hometoursandotherstuff

#fishes #I WANNA PET THEM… crying

dykemd

#next time on love island #how I felt when my irl friend tried to explain what happened in the current episode to me back in June

rocketbirdie

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

house-of-mirrors

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

house-of-mirrors

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

#I would but I’m too lazy to make original content #so I just rewatch it again

muzzlesbian

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

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