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Thinking is my fighting.
Virgina Woolf (via quotemadness)
Misha and Ruth
Your Literary Dinner Party Experience:
Wuthering Heights: The food is as unappealing as the host’s personality. You find yourself fleeing the estate and taking refuge in the surrounding moorlands before the second course is served.
Great Expectations: The host wears a mildewed wedding dress as she cuts what looks to be a thirty-year-old piece of vanilla cake. You sit quietly and try to fake a smile.
Northanger Abbey: You think your host is the type of person who might have murdered his wife and hid her body in a dusty old dresser. As you take a bite of the pot roast it doesn’t even occur to you that he might just be a dick.
Jane Eyre: The fare is far better than the stale bread and bitter tea provided at your boarding school, but that’s little comfort when the host’s wife keeps setting the table linens on fire.
Dracula: You know that you are sipping on a fine Cabernet, but what is he drinking?
Pride and Prejudice: Over dessert, one of your guests confesses that he has fallen in love with you in spite of your family’s terrible table manners. You stab your pudding with your spoon and tell him he’s the last man you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
hogwarts houses + dickens quotes
(shakespeare)
I really love this I love Harry Potter and I live Charles Dickens so just this
SIGNS YOUR CHILD MAY BE WORSHIPPING SATAN
These common acronyms are actually code word for worshipping Satan. See if your child is doing so.
bbl - bide by Lucifer
wtf - with the fallen (Lucifer was a fallen angel)
ugh - underworld’s great hell
lol - lucifer our lord, lucky one Lucifer
omg - off mom’s God (a big sign!!)
wth - who thinks hell? (next meeting place)
kms - kiss me, Satan
kys - kiss your Satan
lmao - Lucifer’s my almighty omen
gg - god’s gone
xD - the x represents your child and D being Lucifer leading them into Satanism
ily - including Lucifer, yay!
hmu - his (Lucifer’s) mighty underworld
g2g - god to gone (left your religion!)
brb - be really bad
bff - befriending fallen folks (ghosts!)
smh - Satan my hero
EMOJIS REPRESENTING SATAN WORSHIP
😂 laughing at Lucifer’s tortured souls
😳 scared of being caught worshipping Satan
😘 love to lucifer
😉 advertising joining a Satanist cult
🤔 wondering about Lucifer
😭 crying about not worshipping Lucifer lately
💦 the father, son, and holy spirit being discarded because you worship Satan
🌈 the levels of hell in a rainbow
😩 a soul being tortured by Satan
REBLOG TO SAVE CHILDREN FROM SATAN’S GRASP. MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF THESE DANGEROUS EMOJIS AND ACRONYMS.
George Joseph Smith was a master deceiver when it came to the ladies. Living in England, George would convince lovesick women to steal from their employers, give him their life savings, basically draining these poor women dry, then he would leave. Unfortunately not all the ladies were still alive when he moved on. It started in 1896 when he conned a woman to steal from her employer, he received 12 months for the crime but was still able to open a bakery with the proceeds. In 1898 he got married, and again got her to steal for his wallet. This time after getting caught he went to jail for 2 years. In 1908 he married again, stealing her money and some belongings before fading into the night.
Between then and 1914 he would marry 7 times, each one not legal, steal all the lady’s belongings before disappearing. In 1915 Detective Inspector Arthur Neil was pointed in Smith’s direction after being mailed two stories of similar deaths. In 1914 a 38 year old woman died in her bathtub, another one died in 1913 also in the bathtub. Both women had issued a life insurance policy for themselves to be paid to their husbands days before their deaths. Inspector Neil staked out the insurance office and eventually a man showed up who matched the description of the men he was looking for. The two husbands were really one, George Joseph Smith. He had gone by a couple aliases over the years but was now busted and arrested for bigamy, until they could get the evidence for murder against him. A pathologist named Bernard Spilsbury was asked to figure out how the women died. After exhumation and autopsy the pathologist could find no trace of force used against them.
One thing that the pathologist couldn’t get over was the fact that both women were about half a foot taller than the bathtub. If they had epileptic fits and drowned, as Smith protested, they would have locked up and been pushed out of the water due to the curve of the tub. Spilsbury hired a professional female diver roughly the same size as the victim but couldn’t find a way to “drown” her without leaving any marks. Then Inspector Neil grabbed her legs and pulled hard, and to their surprise the rush of water knocked the girl out. It took half an hour to get her back. She said all she could remember was a rush of water then nothing. The men had found their method. The motive was money. His last victim would be his downfall. Just before he was arrested he had married then killed a woman named Bessie Munday. She was the only victim the authorities could find any trauma on. Using that trauma as proof they were able to charge Smith with her murder. Using the other victims pattern of death as even more proof he was guilty did the trick. He was found guilty after only 20 minutes of deliberation and was hanged on August 13th, 1915. His trial was the first to use a system, or pattern of crimes, to establish guilt and it set a precedent for other murder trials in England. Smith has become known as the brides in the bath murderer.
Pictured above: the victims from left to right Margaret Lofty, Alice Burnham and Bessie Munday, a pic of the murderer Smith, a note he gave to his defence team during trial stating he wouldn’t be giving any evidence, a diagram of a victim in the bath (note the size of the woman vs. the bath), a newspaper front page about the death sentence, and lastly the gruesome wax figure of Smith that stood in Mme Tussaud’s Wax Museum.
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What do you think about some of the members new names?(Personally don’t know why names have to be changed unless it clashes with someone famous already)
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billywig stings // newt scamander
description: reader is way too reckless when first dealing with the billywig, which results in newt having to play nurse
a/n: HE’S SO CUTE JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE UH GBEWJKHRGWEGBKWBHEKTLBEWG Having never left America, even after your time in Ilvermorny, you couldn’t help but be extremely interested in Newt’s suitcase. And by ‘extremely interested’, I mean extremely interested.
You had always been interested in magical beasts since you had been introduced to them during standard Ilvermorny lessons, so when Tina confided in you one day about the odd man with the suitcase full of magical beasts in it, you couldn’t let the amazing opportunity slip away.
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“There is no way an Extension Charm can hold, u-uh, this!” (y/n) said incredulously, gesturing wildly with her arms, eyes wide with pure excitement.
Newt couldn’t help a laugh at how absolutely adorable (y/n) looked - it reminded him of his very first Care of Magical Creatures lesson during his years at Hogwarts. He hadn’t known (y/n) (y/l/n) for very long - two days were not very long indeed - but he and (y/n) had clicked so easily that it seemed that they had known each other forever.
He was so lost in his thoughts that he didn’t notice that (y/n) had already wandered off to the next area of beasts. Newt furrowed his brow - this was the Australian territory, which meant that -
“Woah, hey, Newt! What’s this blue one? With the wings on top of its head? It looks kind of cute - ow!” Newt Apparated over to where (y/n) was now clutching her arm tightly, his heart pounding. Billywigs weren’t lethal, but the look of pain on (y/n)’s face made fear course through his veins.
The effects of the Billywig sting hadn’t kicked in yet, thank Merlin for that, so Newt hurriedly gathered (y/n) up in his arms, racing back to his little shed. Gently placing (y/n) down on his makeshift bed, he ran his fingers through his shaggy hair (a/n: his hair makes him even cuter but is that even possible tbh), plopping himself down on a stool. If (y/n) started getting all woozy and began floating, at least they would be safe with him. (y/n) was half-conscious, muttering incomprehensible words under her breath, nose scunched up slightly.
Newt couldn’t help but think that (y/n) looked absolutely adorable - not that she wasn’t usually adorable already - she was a beautiful woman, and even when unconscious, she still made him blush like the good old Hufflepuff he was.
Focus, Newt! Make her comfortable, for Merlin’s sake!
“R-right,” Newt stuttered to himself quietly, blushing even harder when he moved to remove (y/n)’s thick everyday coat. It was an innocent move, but he had never exactly been intimate with anyone before, so even removing her coat made Newt feel like he had done something very inappropriate.
Suddenly, (y/n)’s eyes snapped open as she began to leave the bed. Oh, no, not the normal ‘leaving-the-bed’. She began to float. Newt whirled around at the sound of (y/n)’s loud, delirious, laughs as she was suspended in mid-air.
“Hey, Newt! I’m flying! Look, look, look! Your invisible broomstick is great!” (y/n) said happily, looking like an excited first year ready for the first day of school. A smile overtook Newt’s face as he laughed alongside (y/n).
After about four hours, the effects of the Billywig sting were beginning to fade away as (y/n) stopped levitating and grew drowsy. Newt remained by her side the entire time, brushing silky strands of hair away from (y/n)’s face or trying to get her to eat something.
“Newt?” Newt gazed at (y/n), who was struggling to keep her eyes open. “Yes?”
(y/n) smiled slightly as she whispered, “I think I really like you.”
Newt’s heart seemed to freeze, his breath hitching in his throat. “W-what?”
But (y/n) had already drifted off to sleep as he forced himself to calm down, although the raging blush had returned to his cheeks, his feelings in a complete whirlwind.
“I think I really like you too, (y/n).”
—–
Grindelwald had been defeated, and all was well in New York as Newt readied himself to return to his home in England. Tina and Queenie had said their goodbye’s, and had left (y/n) and Newt to be alone.
(y/n) and Newt were quiet as they interlaced their fingers, (y/n) resting her head on Newt’s chest. “I don’t want you to leave,” she muttered, Newt’s shirt muffling her voice and hiding her face. “Hey,” Newt cupped (y/n)’s face in his hands, looking her in the eye. “This is not the end. I can come back to New York, or you could visit Britain one day. It’s not the end. It’ll never be the end, all right?” He gently kissed (y/n), their lips moulding together as they grabbed each other’s hands tightly.
(y/n) pulled away, reaching into the pocket of her coat for something as Newt stared down at their hands.
“You didn’t think I was just going to let you ditch me here, did you?”
Newt stared at (y/n) in awe - not that he already always did that on an everyday basis - or rather, the cruise ticket in her fingers. “H-how… but you-u, u-uh…” Newt began stammering unintelligibly, his brain not registering what the bloody hell was happening.
Wrapping her arm around Newt’s neck, (y/n) whispered, “I want to be with you, Newt. I always felt that New York was never right for me. I mean, maybe I was meant to be with you, and go to England, and start afresh. A new life, you know?” Newt gazed into (y/n)’s beautiful (y/e/c) eyes, saying, “Are you sure you really want this? Being with you - you in Britain - it would be absolutely amazing. But I would never want to pressure you into moving to a whole new country and-” “I want this, Newt. I do, I really do. I’ll get Tina to send my suitcases over and we can do whatever we want, okay?”
“Last call for The River, bound for Britain!”
Exchanging a knowing, sure glance, Newt Scamander and (y/n) (y/l/n) boarded the ship, fingers interlaced, knowing that whatever the future held, they would face it with one another. Together.
a/n: AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I THINK I’M DED - roxanna
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This is quite good!
Harry is just going to get to a point where he will just yell earnuff
This sums it up I think
What he was thinking
Basically all seven books summed up in a gifset.
This is the most accurate depiction of Harry James Potter I have ever seen
BBQ Chicken CF w/BTS
[Video]: Wow, the moon is quite big~ Right? NJ: Yeah, the (chicken) thigh is really big, right? TH: When you need big flavor, BBQ Jamaica Grilled Chicken Thigh is “chicken.” HS: The chicken standard, 1588-9282. All: BBQ!~ [T/N: They did a play on words twice. Since 달이 (dar-i; (the) moon is) sounds like 다리 (dari; leg/thigh) and 딱 (ddak; perfect) sounds like 닭 (dak; chicken).]
[video cr. BBQ CHICKEN] Trans cr: Kylie @ bts0726 © Please credit when taking out.
I think this is hilarious
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