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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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occasionally subtle

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"You just have a bias in favor of women" yeah duh? Yes I am biased in favor of women and female characters. I do this proudly and purposely, as a direct response to systemic misogyny. I keep in mind that anyone who is female is always treated worse than they deserve, and I purposely adjust my perceptions to compensate. It's called feminism. Keep up. Flicks you on the forehead
ok I know I seem insane for watching project hail mary for the fourth time in 10 days but I got to watch it with the directors commentary tonight and it’s incredible how much thought and love went into this film by EVERYONE. the directors, ryan gosling himself, the sound department, costumes, set production, cameras. everyone has so much pride and the story is so beloved by all. anyway here are some of my favorite things from the commentary
no one knew how to pronounce eridani (air-id-ah-ni or air-re-deni) so they just literally never said it in the film
the “good luck” at the beginning is supposed to have been written by the astronauts on the ISS who delivered ryland to the hail mary
the mop ryland was dancing with was called moppy ringwald
when ryland calls stratt after successfully breeding astrophage and he says “carl and I made a baby,” that was ryan gosling calling sandra hüller on her day off and she had no idea that’s what he was going to say. that “what” was her genuine first reaction
the scientist whom ryland called a stagnating waste of carbon was the bearded guy sitting next to him and stratt in the initial phm meeting
the idea of the soundtrack being so hopeful was supposed to be like there were two different planets cheering him on
when ryland is sitting on the beach in that don’t-go-crazy room and sees a figure walking towards him, that’s him on erid at the end. he’s seeing himself
among the markings on rocky were the petrova line mission patch, his rank, family crest, and wedding band
rocky always stamped his claw on the ground twice for a question
they wanted to make it so that eridani could have different tones. so it could be a given series of keys for one word and then you could change the frequencies for happy, sad, scared, etc.
after rocky wakes up and asks ryland if they caught the taumeoba and ryland shakes his head no and then yes, the directors went “what an odd thing to do”
ryan gosling wrapped all the gifts that ryland gave to rocky himself
the entire reason that exchange panel was put on rocky’s ball was so that ryland could pass him the little beanie earth
the movie starts with an upside down shot of ryland waking up. the epilogue starts with a right-side up shot of ryland waking up. he also makes his bed and brushes his teeth to show how time has passed LOL
their headcanon for explaining the rocky nature of the beach is that the eridians tried to emulate sand but got the scale of the grains wrong
rocky had them create a beach, and wave machine for the beach, and a tree for ryland so that he felt closer to home, but rocky was all he needed for that
i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars
the holy trinity
the pitt women sketch dump
Ah, just the guy we were looking for.
its just so fucking funny that this season samira is like "yeah my life plan has gone to shit and i have to rethink my entire future at the drop of a hat and im starting to think i dont even know what my passion is or what path is right for me" and mel is like "my best friend kept this big secret from me and im afraid everyone i love will leave and find better things to do and better people to love" and robby is like "yeah i might off myself in the next week or so" and victoria is like "im feeling so much pressure about my future and my place in the world from my parents and soon i need to make a big decision about my future in medicine if medicine is in my future at all" and trinity is like "my r2 year is off to the worst and most challenging start and i feel like i am never going to catch up and the guy i hate is back and i cant deal looking at him or talking to him and my situationship that i have more-than-situationship feelings for is blowing me off and treating me like an afterthought" and frank is like "i had the worst 10 months of my life where everything i have i was at risk of losing because i was trying to treat my pain and in doing so i hurt people and let people i care about down and now i have to walk back into my workplace and i have to try to make it up to them" and cassie is like. Man, I Have Got To Get Laid This Weekend.
I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you
ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me
knights kissing
squire show me knights kissing
knights kissing both boys squire show me
every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture
[ID: dark fabric with pink print on it that reads "Don't talk to me about your weight loss journey" surrounded by white stars. End ID]
i will be your 30 year old mutual
never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life