incorrect f1 quotes

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lando: so what are you in the mood for?

oscar: world domination.

lando: [a pause] you don’t mean world championship do you? ‘cause “world domination’s” a bit ambitious there mate

oscar: it’s not if you’re my world

lando: wait that’s so sweet osc

oscar:

lando:

oscar:

lando: OH.

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pierre: and just how do you plan on getting out of this one?

charles: well of course with my charisma and amazing personality, pierre! you should know this by now

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lando: i'm bisexual and confused

oscar: ... about your sexuality?

lando: no. i just never know what's going on.

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liam: listen, i didn't come here to make friends

lando: well, nobody asked you to come

max: and you don't have to worry about making any friends anyway

yuki: wait, you have friends?

carlos: maybe he got confused and used the wrong word?

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george: what exactly do you think of me, max?

max: somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and ‘I’d fuck you.’”

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kimi: do you think spoons have feelings?

toto: kimi, not now. we are in a meeting.

kimi: okay. [a pause] but do they?

toto: [questioning his job]

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[during the driver's parade]

ollie: yknow, i read something that said at least one in five people in a group are gay

charles: oh, i hope max is. he is aggressively beautiful.

lando: no, no, i hope it's osc. he's just stupidly perfect

nico: [eavesdropping] what're the chances gabi is?

ollie: [can't believe this is happening right now]

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[lando and oscar texting]

oscar: wait. are you gay?

lando: uhh why do you ask?

oscar: idk you just seem to talk alot about dicks in the groupchat

lando: i mean tgeyre mainly just shitposts but i do also like dudes

lando: im bisentsual

lando: bidecual

oscar: take your time.

lando: bursxual

lando: ohmygod. holes. all.

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kimi: so what did you wanna do?

ollie: i don't know. maybe go to the zoo?

kimi: oh, yes, that will be fun! i've always wanted to see some sharks up close!

ollie: wait, what? they don't have sharks at the zoo?

kimi: the water zoo, no? they have fishes and everything

ollie: [a pause] that's an aquarium, kimi.

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isack: they say there's no "i" in team, but there's an "i" in pizza

liam: so i'm assuming that you're not sharing the pizza?

isack: i am not going to share the pizza.

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george: if anything, i have the height advantage here

yuki: okay but your kneecaps don’t

isack: and we will go for kneecaps

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lando: hey, are you okay?

oscar: yeah it’s just that things aren't going as well as i hoped at the moment

lando: [internally] damn, okay, what do I say? "fuck, i'm so sorry" or "it must be hard for you?"

lando: fuck, i'm so hard for you

oscar: [a long pause] what?

lando: [sprinting away, on his way to heaven]

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max: [pitches an idea]

ollie: you know what, you might be onto something!

lewis: [overhearing the conversation, under his breath] yeah, onto a lawsuit

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max: you know, you are pretty cute when you are mad

yuki: yeah? i'm going to be real adorable in about two seconds then

max: haha, i’m just gonna... go

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kimi: nothing can be more embarrassing than my internet history

ollie: uh, what about your calculator history, mate?

kimi: [a pause] what about it?

ollie: last time i saw you doing revisions, you used your calculator for 4 times 6

kimi: I HAD TO MAKE SURE! that assignment was worth a lot!

ollie: sure, let’s go with that mate

for you @beabeabearbear 🫶 i’ll do more in the future, too, don’t worry! if anyone wants any specific pairing, don’t hesitate to message me!

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[nico and kevin texting]

nico: hey, are we still going out later?

kevin: no.

nico: what, why not?

kevin: i am mad, you are mad

nico: okay and? they cancel out cause of pemdas

kevin: ..

kevin: i will see you later

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ollie: [running into the room] would you take a bullet for me?

kimi: i mean, yeah, maybe

isack: [bursts into the room]

ollie: [running away] i owe you one, thank you!