Grigma Male Official

Few facts about me: This is the true Grigma Male’s ONLY and official account… Leader of the pack Male Omega Yes my pfp is me No I will not impregnate you (unless you are above 6ft tall and have at least 3 direct relatives in the NBA, NFL, and United States Navy Seals respectively… then I am fertile and perhaps breedable) so stop begging Communist Literally the man behind the slaughter Any pronouns uncircumcised

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in my FLOP era! Reblog this post 19 times bc I say so

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Me laughing at my own post with 0 notes in complete darkness at 12:54AM with my phone screen on 100% white point reduction as the only source of light

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if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

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NO-

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if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

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KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

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You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?

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20 notes I’ll reveal what happens when you

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so hard shooing the hordes of women trying to suck my cock under the table away so I can go back to picking locks (my best is 12 seconds btw)

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oh it’s a very good morning to post about something so absolutely terrifyingly horrible you will never understand the sheer horrors I experienced ohohoho

>be me

>oh my god

>help>help>help>help

>blue balls

> gif.gif

>something about autism

(Image related) (anime girl with shotgun in mouth)

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I mean theirs nothing wrong with what you said but the vibes? Itchy…

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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so suicide promotion and dangerous sex are still on the table I see

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they didn't even ban mpreg

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thank god

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no fucking way they banned milfs

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tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry

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luckily I have 4

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Is that trump

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Imagine a universe where nendo was conventionally attractive. The popular himbo obsessed with stoic quiet boy? God… the romanticization of their interaction… think about it. Nendo begging him to go eat with him. Scaring him bc he’s the only one Saiki can’t read the thoughts of. Tell me I’m not the only one who is always thinking about this?

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The girls that get, get it, and the girls that don’t, don’t…

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I want him to impregnate me

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Safety warnings from the Nintendo Wii’s Japanese manual

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do not listen to this propaganda these are all perfectly fine and beneficial