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[vgjackets]

Nintendo bug-tester jacket

[angelicguy]

my friends drawful name and icon is always some variation of “bug killer” with a bug getting killed but this one specifically is making me fucking cry laughing

[notvoid]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Oregon is wild lol

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[bonivers]

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

[bonivers]

it really speaks to me

[skopostheorie]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[herpsandbirds]

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[str-ngeloop]

“Pillars and crossbeams can be used to ram down a wall, but not to plug a hole, for this requires a different kind of tool. A great stallion can gallop a thousand miles in a day, but it cannot catch mice as well as a cat, for that requires a different kind of skill. Kites and owls can catch a flea or discern the tip of a hair on a dark night, but in the daytime they are blinded and cannot even make out a mountain range, for that requires a different inborn nature. So if someone says, ‘Why don’t we make only rightness our master and eliminate wrongness, make only order our master and eliminate disorder?’ this is someone who has not yet understood the coherence of heaven and earth and the realities of the ten thousand things. That would be like taking heaven alone as your master and eliminating earth, or taking yin alone as your master and eliminating yang—an obvious impossibility. If someone nonetheless insists on talking this way, he is either a fool or a swindler.” - Zhuangzi 17, Autumn Waters

[baeddel]

trans. Brook Ziporyn. spoken by a sea god named Ruo as part of their response to a river god’s asking “where is the standard that can divide the more from the less valuable, the great from the small?”

[facelessoldgargoyle]

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[hydro-city-zone]

[evyrgreen]

this image will never fail to make me laugh

[segamascott]

[lelouch]