!!i dont use this blog anymore!!

if i follow or msg you then probably go to @conifer-cottontail !! thats my othr blog :]

[evyrgreen]

can i ask everyone time travel back to 2015 real quick? ok thanks. now can i pitch two birds by regina spektor as a mattjay song?

does anyone see it... can anybody hear me...

[2headedsnake]

[anuspatrol]

i walk a lonely road

[evyrgreen]

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what michael buble did to santa

[evyrgreen]

i had a dream a while ago that the actor who played big bird in sesame street released a book, and it turned out he was like rly far right wing? and nobody expected this bc hes big bird! on sesame street! big bird was a republican!

but the part that blew up the most on tumblr was where the actor encountered a cult ? that did something with blood like they worshipped blood or did blood sacrifices or something, and in the book he wrote that this blood cult was all because of griffin mcelroy. griffin mcelroy’s influence on Today’s Youths caused their morals to go away & now theres this blood cult

so “big bird blamed griffin mcelroy for a blood cult” became a new meme obviously bc thats SO funny, and then ppl started harassing big bird’s actor onset WHILE they were filming sesame street

i remember seeing a video of someone filming on their phone as they leaned through a window onto the set of sesame street. and big bird was closing his eyes and picturing something in silence, but the person holding the phone yelled “KISS GRIFFIN MCELROY” at big bird and he SNAPPED his eyes open, looked RIGHT at the person and went “go away” 

then people started telling big bird to “read griffin’s rebuttal” and they would wave books or papers at him, but it was things like the john green cock monologue or my immortal (griffin never wrote a rebuttal)

my dream ended there & i woke up and immediately started laughing at it

[huffpostqueervoices]

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

HELL YEAH!

[primadonna-gay]

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

[sashayed]

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

[lord-kitschener]

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.

[cloudfreed]

Nice plan but Pence does NOT have legs like that

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[breebro]

Triple bamboozled baby

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

Motherfucker

[spacebugarts]

I’m so upset I was waiting for Sonic to say motherfucker

[ink-shaming]

Ḭ̛̛̭̭̰̃̃'̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃M̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃ C̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃R̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃Ỹ̛̛̰̭̭̰̃Ḭ̛̛̭̭̰̃̃Ñ̛̛̰̭̭̰̃G̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃ Ñ̛̛̰̭̭̰̃Ỡ̛̰̭̭̰̃W̛̰̭̃

Ã̛̛̰̭̭̰̃Ữ̛̰̭̭̰̃T̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃H̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃Ḛ̛̛̭̭̰̃̃Ñ̛̛̰̭̭̰̃T̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃Ḭ̛̛̭̭̰̃̃C̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃ T̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃Ḛ̛̛̭̭̰̃̃Ã̛̛̰̭̭̰̃R̛̛̰̭̭̰̃̃S̛̰̭̃

[probablybadrpgideas]

If you paladin rolls a natural one when smiting evil, instead of being smoten, evil is smitten. Now they wander around with a blushing demon bashfully writing poetry about them constantly

[sweettoothedtrickster13]

OP change your url

[jai-makes-music]

[yugirimistwalker]

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

[luxlightly]

Once 2021 rolls around though, we’ll be able to say that “hindsight is 2020”

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know abt numa numa

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

[cryptidclub]

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

[fangirltothefullest]

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

[lizzyrdshitjones]

do they know about DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES???!!?!?

[evyrgreen]

yeah

[evyrgreen]

im still living

[wyldstallyn]

romaine lettuce e coli outbreak

2!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zyzoda]

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[cameoappearance]

Happy 11th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef