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i walk a lonely road
imagine getting banned from social media for saying what michael buble did to santa
i had a dream a while ago that the actor who played big bird in sesame street released a book, and it turned out he was like rly far right wing? and nobody expected this bc hes big bird! on sesame street! big bird was a republican!
but the part that blew up the most on tumblr was where the actor encountered a cult ? that did something with blood like they worshipped blood or did blood sacrifices or something, and in the book he wrote that this blood cult was all because of griffin mcelroy. griffin mcelroyâs influence on Todayâs Youths caused their morals to go away & now theres this blood cult
so âbig bird blamed griffin mcelroy for a blood cultâ became a new meme obviously bc thats SO funny, and then ppl started harassing big birdâs actor onset WHILE they were filming sesame street
i remember seeing a video of someone filming on their phone as they leaned through a window onto the set of sesame street. and big bird was closing his eyes and picturing something in silence, but the person holding the phone yelled âKISS GRIFFIN MCELROYâ at big bird and he SNAPPED his eyes open, looked RIGHT at the person and went âgo awayâÂ
then people started telling big bird to âread griffinâs rebuttalâ and they would wave books or papers at him, but it was things like the john green cock monologue or my immortal (griffin never wrote a rebuttal)
my dream ended there & i woke up and immediately started laughing at it
A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use â by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.
HELL YEAH!
THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR
NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. âWhat happened to you, Mike Pence?â his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. âI had a change of heart,â he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room
D I R E C T. A C T I O N.
Nice plan but Pence does NOT have legs like that
So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.
Triple bamboozled baby
today is the only day you can reblog this ever
Motherfucker
Iâm so upset I was waiting for Sonic to say motherfucker
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If you paladin rolls a natural one when smiting evil, instead of being smoten, evil is smitten. Now they wander around with a blushing demon bashfully writing poetry about them constantly
OP change your url
this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
Once 2021 rolls around though, weâll be able to say that âhindsight is 2020â
do kids these days know abt numa numa
do kids these days know about aquaâs âbarbie girlâ
do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG
do kids these days know about âBlueâ by Eiffel 65
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADAâS âEVERY TIME WE TOUCHâ?
do they know about DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES???!!?!?
yeah
im still living
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In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she wonât move.
23 ski caps and didnât budge. đș
Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.
Another cat
many oranges
None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
Happy 11th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef
This video, hands down, was not filmed on this plain of reality
the only way to experience this video is at half speed
A little carbonation, and Iâll see you later
glass glass glass made of glass