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-Empress Kanaya Maryams Official Blog Regarding Current -Events Within The Palace Walls Including But Not Limited To Meeting Outcomes And Topics Please Do Not Hesitate To Ask About Anything That May Concern You

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Another Desk Broken By The Likes Of Karkat Vantas

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nah im already excited 

its impossible 2 bore me i am my own excitement ask any1

hi im roxy nice 2 follow u

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Ill Take Your Word For It

Its Nice To Meet You Roxy

How Do You Do

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Thank You For The Most Recent Increase In Followers

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the whole “anger is poisonous and bad for u” mindset was created by people who didn’t want to deal w the justified anger directed at them by others

anger is powerful and important, anger is fuel, and only you determine whether or not your anger is good or bad for you

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WE’RE NOT HUMAN.

WE.

ARE.

NOT.

HUMAN.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE WANNA FUCKING ACT LIKE WE’RE ALL GOOD AND BENEVOLENT, WE WEREN’T RAISED THAT WAY.

STOP THROWING HUMAN MORALITY AT ME LIKE IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE.

I’M 700 SWEEPS OLD.

IT’S LIKE YOU JUST DON’T FUCKING GET IT.

I’M TIRED OF HUMANS ALL AND TRYING TO MAKE ME OUT TO BE LIKE SOME KIND OF FREAK.

NEWS FLASH.

ALL TROLLS ARE LIKE THIS DEEP DOWN.

EVEN THOUGH SOME OF US REPRESS OUR MORE VICIOUS URGES, ALL OF US HAVE PROBABLY FUCKING KILLED SOME MOTHERFUCKER AT SOME POINT.

ALL OF US HAVE BLED AND MADE OTHERS BLEED. 

ALL OF US HAVE FOUGHT CLAW AND FANG TO SURVIVE.

ALL OF US HAVE DONE THIS.

SO DON’T ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY AND THROW YOUR FUCKING HUMAN MORALS AT ME BECAUSE I’M NOT HUMAN AND I NEVER WILL BE.

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Good -Evening

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Attention All

The Anniversary Of Her Death May Be Approaching But This Does Not Mean That You Are Allowed To Cause Trouble

Law -Enforcement Shall Stay As It Is Now

Thank You

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I -Ended Up In A Heated Conversation With One Karkat Vantas Over Whether Or Not I Should Be Running A Blog On Tumblr Dot Com That -Ended With Him Realizing That I Could Send His Spider Obsessed Rear To Prison

[tranxio]

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

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8raindead started following you

Hello And Thank You For Following This Blog

I Am -Empress Kanaya Maryam

How May I Help You

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Why make fun of the pronouns someone uses when you could simply throw yourself in the trash. What a clever alternative solution.

[mailorderwife]

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

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Today During Our Meeting We Once Again Discussed Segregated Schoolfeeding

We Also Discussed The Wage Gap And We Intend To Change This As Soon As We Decide On A Proper Wage For -Everybody

As For Law -Enforcement We Apologize For What Has Happened Among Cerulean Blooded Trolls Involving Karkat Vantas And Though He Will Not Be Imprisoned Due To His Actions Being In Self Defense He Shall Be Monitored More Closely For The Safety Of Those He Speaks For

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HELLO YOU’RE WELCOME MY NAME IS CARTER AND I AM DOING JUST FINE

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It Is A Pleasure To Make Your Acquaintance

I Am Kanaya

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As The Empress You Should Probably Make It Your Duty To Visit The Caverns At Least Once

Check On The Workers And Make Sure They Are Not Being Abused

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Yes I Am Aware Of This And I Am Not Happy That I Have Not Made It There 

I Am Attempting To Form A Plan To Get Through A Hostile Area So That I Make It There In One Piece

Until I Have The Full Plan Worked Out I Am Putting My Full Trust In My Friend As He Has Lived Among The Cavern Dwellers Before

Said Cavern Dwellers Had Their Own Culture And Were Barely Connected To The Throne On The Old Alternia And I Sincerely Hope That This Has Not Changed

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cartervantas started following you

Hello And Thank You For Following This Blog

How Do You Do

[meddlingfashionista]

It Is Rather Nice

I Have My Matesprit Living Me

And I Have Numerous Healthy Relationships With Friends

However Parts Of My Own Life Were Not So Pleasant

I Spent A Portion Of It Laboring In The Brooding Caverns Back On Alternia

That Was Less Nice

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I Cannot Imagine How You Must Have Felt In The Brooding Caverns

I Have Heard Stories About Them But I Have Not Yet Made A Trip To Them

Sollux Has Been Feeding Me The Information I Need Until It Is Safe Enough For Travel

I Am Glad That Your Current Life is Nice Though