fuckwitch

The St. Peter that meets fashion trends in hell

[mrgaretcarter]

[wellwaterhysteria]

lestat telepathically texting armand “i choked your stupid fucking fledgling with my mind powers today you BITCH” after that interview from the teaser trailer and the only thing he gets back in response is the deafening noise of a blender on full blast

[nerdy-mlm]

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

[palatial-monstrosity]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

[tethered-heartstrings]

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[blueeyesatnight]

ive had this queued since february.

[shy-attention-whore]

me, whenever someone asks what I like to do for fun

[milf-source]

(source)

[thequndemands]

Hear me out

[dirtybg3confessions]

Confession: here's how i think fucking withers would go: he slides it in and goes completely still. he doesn't let you thrust back onto him. he makes an occasional mmmmmmm noise but he shushes you when you try to ask what's up. after ten minutes of just lying there with his cock in you meditatively, you both cum mind-shatteringly hard for no discernible reason.

[naneuu]

nobody does it like him

[grimlykid]

This is the kind of insane dynamic that some fic writers are foaming at the mouths for

[almost-born-in-1893]

[greelin]

save me gay people in my phone

[greelin]

gay people in my phone

[greelin]

gay people in my phone save me

[veilothamp-guardarm]

Every time I see Gortash art on my dash his boobs are on progressively greater display. The fandom brings down his neckline at a pace of about 2 inches per month

[grimlykid]

I want that man in a crotch-deep plunge neck by January at the LATEST

[babybatticus]

jonathan sims is a staunch atheist who also believes that when he dies he’s going to hell

[bhaalbaaby]

the way im cryinggg rn fhasjkfhdaslfhjsaklfhlsdjakfhsajk (x)

[mollfie]

Raphael "what's better than the devil you know" who is not even a devil. Raphael, my favourite little guy with an ego as fragile as a faberge egg. Mr Suave with an incubus who looks like the hotter, younger version of himself OR a sexy lady version of himself. Whose name is just an anagram of Raphael. Big bad evil devil man whose special interests include nursery rhymes and making up his own villain song. He's so charming and handsome and melodramatic. You just know he would be insufferable to spend time with but also extremely entertaining.

The Hells perfect idiot. I love him.