Hors du placard

call me naneu

[sailatina3]

[sailatina3]

[botanyshitposts]

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

[hedge-rambles]

Something I loved in Platform Decay was the whole thing of "sigils" being, very clearly like, emojis. I can't recall if they're mentioned much before this book, but the way Sofi uses them makes it clear what they really are.

Which makes this reread funny when, a few pages in, I'm hit with this line:

I send Three the schematics highlighted where the potential security personnel were located; it replied with an acknowledgement sigil and an updated map projection.

MB: Vital mission information, potential dangers and schematics.

Three: 👍

[liminalcritter]

happy pride month mcyt fandom!! have some little pride emotes!! 🏳️‍🌈

im open to suggestions in my askbox, but please only request ccs that have openly stated their identity, not headcanons!

[liminalcritter]

Heads up, Martyn came out as finsexual on his most recent stream about 11 minutes in

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME I was about to go to bed but then I saw this and rushed to my drawing tablet while watching the stream. so happy he found a label he's more comfortable with!!!

for the people asking:

fin means "feminine in nature". gyne/gynosexual put an unnecessary emphasis on genitals that he wasn't comfortable with and he found a different label that moreso focuses on femininity regardless of genitals. the first one is the flag i saw him point out on the stream, the second is an alternative version of the flag without the symbol!

happy pride everyone, don't be ashamed of having niche labels. the human experience cannot be contained within a binary, don't be afraid to go out there and find (or even create!) a label that fits YOU!! (and it is also completely okay to not use any labels at all. you are wonderful regardless.)

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[themoonmothwrites]

My 4yo: *points to the label on my tea bag* what does that say?

Me: it says “over 300 years of experience”. It means the people at twinings have been making tea for 300 hundred years.

Her: *dramatic gasp* they haven’t even died?!

Me: *whispering* tea vampires…

[lynati]

Immortalitea.

[necarion]

You may live forever, but there is a steep cost.

[girlballs]

hi chat my everything hurts

[girlballs]

hi chat everything but my noteworthy fat meaty hog hurts

[girlballs]

...cock injured send immediate help

[beardedmrbean]

Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real: Nature.com

I'm a bit frightened for the time when someone less ethical than the person that did this decides to repeat the experiment but leave out the part where they come in later and announce that it was fake and people wind up diagnosed with the fake condition and all kinds of wacky hi jinks ensues.

[queerpeers]

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

[queerpeers]

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

[the-ladyguinevere]

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

[doggirlpaws]

I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"

Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up

Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow

[doggirlpaws]

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore

[catchymemes]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user taurus supreme (@/ jaxajueny) reading: Five year plan:

chill and have fun

chill and have fun

chill and have fun

chill and have fun

some kind of divine miracle occurs /End ID]

[wizardelf]

you ever see something so sweet your heart melts

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

SUBNAUTICA 2 2026・dev. Unknown Worlds

[cruelfeline]

[phoenixiancrystallist]

@cruelfeline That reminds me, I saw some folks on the subreddit talking about making the game playable for their thalassophobia, and someone mentioned you can turn off the fog and up the render distance in console commands! Idk if you've tried that yet but it might help if you haven't :D

[squarehammermp3]

There’s a ghost in my window!

[squarehammermp3]

Oh wait, it’s just my creature

[snaillesnaille]

streets and sodium lights

[boarred]

Happy pride demon!